FREE HILLY!

FREE HILLY!

International Orange, while not part of the original spectrum, is a recognized color. I spent two years in the airplane parts business. If you knew what an 8130 was you knew that the “Black Box” was orange, specifically, International Orange. The other part that was the same color was the inflatable slide, the chute that passengers went down should the plane make an unscheduled landing. Purists may remember that the color of choice of the 1960s BMW 2002 was the same.

That’s why I thought the picture that turned out to be Hillary Clinton getting off an airplane in Kafiristan was of an escape chute that had not fully deployed. She must have really pigged out on hospital food.

Would I be out of line if I said she had a pair of International Orange thunder thighs? From the waist down she looks like a Camp Gitmo for terrorist cellulite. Say what you will about Condoleeza Rice but her quads couldn’t have fed Rwanda and Darfur for a fortnight. Hilly is taking lessons from Madeline Albright. She had an ass that was an ax handle and a half wide. If Jesse Helms told her to haul ass it would have taken two trips with a wheel barrel.

She also gave an answer that I pray was intentionally obfuscatory.

It was about nuclear umbrellas, spheres of influence, and the projection of American power. The last time an American Secretary of State gave an answer that was not surrounded by right angles and the sound of war tocsins we wound up with 53,000 dead Americans in the “forgotten war”, the one in Korea.

Say what you will about Dean Acheson and his good friend Alger Hiss, neither of them would have gotten off a plane looking like they were targets for a practice bombardment.

I had a cousin who had his legs shot off in Korea. Secretary of State Dean Acheson left Korea off a list of nations that America would defend. The bad guys believed him. The White House announces that victory is not the aim of American involvement in Afghanistan. Hillary Clinton was in a land filled with bug-eyed apes who don’t respond to polite overtures. They respond to having a boot put in their ass. She misspeaks and people die.

Nolo me tangere cum impecunis

Are there any pictures of Neville Chamberlain wearing an orange suit?


Kevin Smith