Waco Delenda Est

November 6, 2009

I misread the Internet headline.

BIDEN VISITS RENO

I thought VEEP Joey Biden, AKA “Cheese Dick to his class mates at Auchmere, the noted Delaware blue collar snooty prep school that he attended and also “Curley” in honor of the smartest Stooge, had visited Janet Reno, the only Attorney General to make her predecessors, Mitchell, Clark, and Palmer, look good.

Curley, the original Chia Pet telemarketer, continues the tradition of half a bubble off plum Democratic Vice Presidents. Talk about hiring the handicapped!

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., AKA “Alpha Gump”, got big boy lace up shoes for his 16th birthday, having finally mastered the intricate bow knot.

I miss his wife, the lovely and charming Thumper Gump, and the way she shepherded all the baby Gumpsters.

To cover up his losing the election of 2000 Big Al, the man who first gave us Willie Horton, jabberwocked about the recount process in Florida. He gave us the only truly comic moment in the farce when Secretary Daley, of the Chicago, Cook County, Illinois Daleys, got off a plane 3 days after the election and said. “Let the recount begin”.
And to think we get our knickers in a knot over the election in Afghanistan! Conveniently forgotten, like a bobbing turd in the punch bowl, is the hard fact that if this horse’s ass had carried Tennessee, his home state, Bush could have pitched a shutout in Florida and he still wouldn’t have won.

All of his interminable ca-ca about Global Warming, drowning polar bears, the ozone layer and the depletion thereof means that it may be time to buy some long term calls on the return of Ned Ludd.

Every time he uses the word “consensus” or the phrase “the science is settled” he should be pelted with flaming bags of sheep shit. Somewhere in a Russian Potter’s Field Lysenko is smiling. I cannot confirm the rumor that he is trying to locate any blood relative of Lysenko to oversee his quest for producing green plants that reverse photosynthesis, that is to say, plants that consume CO2 rather than produce it. It will be like the little engine that could in his Herculean task of causing a new Ice Age. Don’t bet against him.

God Bless America! He’s making a pretty packet from his carbon credit scams and Green balderdash. It must be noted that if he wants to air condition his 632 room, 42 &1/2 bathroom house, the one with the salmon swimming upstream to provide some provender for the bears that he rescued, the one with the ski slope, the one with the home for aging redwoods, the one with the shrine to Armand Hammer, the bag man for Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, & Brezhnev, that one, he is going to have to use electricity generated by burning coal.

That he is a stupid bastard of Brobdanaglian proportions there can be no doubt. That particular science is “settled”. The evidence of your own eyes is proof sufficient for any adult who remembers something from school days called the scientific method. Add to that things outdated such as reasoned discourse and critical enquiry and the only conclusion that can be drawn is that in addition to being a stupid bastard he is a hypocritical stupid bastard with mega bucks.

Janet Reno began her illustrious Federal career by charbroiling some 7 dozen of her fellow citizens in Waco, Texas. That was her high point.

When Gore the Boob sold her on the idea that there was “no controlling legal authority” to bitch slap him after he got $300,000 from mendicant discalced Buddhist monks her ascendance into the modern American Liberal Hall of Fame was assured.

I apologize for thinking that Curley met Janny and Jeezus HaItch Keerist but what a fun couple they would make kayaking in the Everglades – in New Jersey they would be called swamps – to promote python wrestling as a new Olympic sport. [Would sitting between them on an intercontinental flight constitute “cruel and unusual punishment”? That fun couple would give us a new generation of kamikazeism led by passengers.]

The Reno that Curley was visiting was the one in Nevada

Now we have13 dead and 40 wounded in an Army base in, of all places, Waco, Texas.

The shooter, “alleged” of course, is a Major in the United States Army. He is also a Muslim. Major Nidal Mecca Mosque Death to the Infidels, M.D. was upset with the American war in Iraq and Afghanistan. He was “harassed” and “picked on” because he was a towel head. [“Picking on” a Major? Exactly where is that army? Mars? Cambridge, Massachusetts?] That plus he thought someone at Fort Hood had liked the Mohammed cartoons and then wiped his ass with a Koran. The only solution was for him to open fire on his fellow soldiers. Does anyone else notice a disconnect of about a millennium of civilization here?

This calls for the fine Italianate hand of former AG Janet Reno. #1 – She is familiar with the area. #2 – Just tell her that the WOGs are holding the cousin of Elian Gonzalez and she’ll be on them like Kitchener at Omdurman. #3 – Muslim toast.

Case closed.


KS