March 15, 2014
Douglas C. Lyons
The Sun Sentinel

RE: Debbie & Dougie – Perfect together! – Some comments on your oh so achingly typical modern American Liberal column on how those rat bastard Republicans beat Alex Sink in Florida’s 13th district.

Mr. Lyons,

Debbie is, of course, Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. She is Florida’s paradigmatic template should the need for a duplicate snaggle-toothed, Medusa haired, meaner than cat shit, forked tongue shrew arise.

Alex Sink, and why didn’t anybody ask how it was to work for Hooty Johnson, one of America’s best known male chauvinistic pigs – corporate style, lost a special election for a vacant Congressional seat. She was supposed to have won it.

Little Debbie, and don’t get between her lying lips and a working TV camera, said the following:

“We had the better team. We had the better players. We had the better coach. We had the better game plan. We had the always fawning, ass-kissing media crying for us. We spent more money there. Somehow the evil Koch Brothers, the NRA, the Tea Party, the ghost of Nixon, the eternal spectre of Tail Gunner Joe, Right to Life advocates, flat taxers, Global Warming deniers – G-d but they are horrible people and so un-American – somehow got more votes.

Duffy Daugherty, a legendary American football coach, said, “It’s good luck to be ahead when the game ends”.

You say that the ideal job for Ms. Sink, a great granddaughter of a Chinese Siamese twin and if that doesn’t make you blink, gasp, and gulp nothing, absolutely nothing, will, is to lead the “resurrecting of the Florida Democratic Party”.

You then say “Democrats ran the state for more than a century”.

How good a thing was that?

Skip the corruption of Homeric proportions. I’m from New Jersey. The lesson of the “white envelope” was not lost on me. Crooked politicians? I’m shocked, shocked.

How many Blacks were lynched under Democratic administrations? Wasn’t a Black town burned down during a Democratic administration? Blacks couldn’t even use the Atlantic Ocean with White people. The friggin’ Atlantic Ocean wasn’t big enough to accommodate both Blacks and Democrats.

Speaking of Black towns, you don’t have to go to South Africa to see “Black townships. Checker boarded up and down either side of Interstate 95 are racial enclaves that would give Soweto a run for its money. God almighty but they at least had Mandela while we wound up with Alcee Hastings about whom more in a nonce.

You end by saying that “the lure to be become one of 435 members of Congress [Would you think ill of me if I were to point out, ever so gently, that Congress has 535 members, 435 of whom are in the House of Representatives? I hope not.] The irony must have been unintentional but the column opposite yours was written by the aforementioned Congressman Hastings.

You may recall that Hastings had his black robed felonious ass impeached off the Federal bench. Disgraced Judge Hastings then did a racial 2 step into a Congressional district that was created to elect Willie Horton, O.J.Simpson, Step-n-Fetchit or a poltroon like Hastings.

And you say that Ms. Sink can “resurrect this party”.

Only a “chump”, as defined by Malcolm X, could believe that. Worse, to want that.




Kevin Smith