January 24, 2016

Andy Mitchell – CEO

Fairwinds Group

2220 N. Atlantic Avenue

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33305

RE:  Your love of the new A1A seawall in today’s unlinkable Sun Sentinel is noted.

Mr. Mitchell,

“…enjoying the newly completed section of

the beach wall north of Sunrise.”

God’s Holy Trousers but did you actually say that?

First and foremost, it’s a fugging wall.

As a kid did you have a picture of the Berlin Wall taped to the ceiling in your bedroom? Did it help you get to sleep at night or did you like to wake up to it in the morning?

Have you ever been to China? The wall there should make you positively tumescent.

Are you a Trump supporter? A wall from Corpus Cristi to San Diego should fill you with paroxysms of joy and delight.

Here’s a tip for you.

Keep your mouth shut. That way people will only think you are a horse’s ass. Alas, when you open it you remove all doubt.

Kevin Smith