January 24, 2016

State Senator Eleanor Sobel

2600 Hollywood Blvd.

Hollywood, FL 33020

RE: Fair play for the Broward Redskins

Senator Sobel,

You speak glowingly of the Seminoles, they of the casino business, in today’s unlinkable Sun Sentinel mini Op-Ed section.

I have come to the conclusion that we really gave the Injuns the shitty end of the stick, particularly in Broward County.

We stole what is today’s Fort Lauderdale from them.

One of the articles of faith of modern American Liberals is that guilt is retroactive. Further, reparations for past sins is mandatory. As such, I demand that we give Fort Lauderdale back to our indigenous aborigines. Not to be cliché ridden but the whole kit and caboodle. Lock, stock, and barrel. The whole 9 Yards. Everything.

Now. 

May I anticipate your support in this noble crusade?

Didn’t the Mohawks help James Madison write our Constitution? That’s what the New York Board of Regents teach to 11^th grade history students.

Pay back.

Kevin Smith

PS – Speaking of our native 3^rd Worlders…Isn’t it past time to do away with the Florida State University masco?. It is a picture of a grim faced, almost feral, warrior. It scares my youngest granddaughter. Why not replace it with a croupier wearing face paint and a feather as an honor to the past?