August 16, 2010

Two nights ago I observed Mars lining up so close to the Moon that it seemed like they were neighbors. Since it was Ramadamadingdon my thoughts turned to the crescent and star flag that Saladin and the Mahdi fought under. I thought also of jet planes being flown into buildings, of women having their genitals sliced, of whistling and balloons being outlawed, of serious sober people saying that they are going to kill us.

Then I read of 19 men given 30 lashes each for dressing like Ru Paul.

Their was great joy in Provincetown when a Federal Judge in California said it was OK for invitations to be addressed to Mr. & Mr. or Ms. & Ms.

Are there parallel universes?

Who says you can’t jump to conclusions?

Not me.

“A Sudanese court had 19 Muslim youths
flogged in public for dressing like women.”

And we worry what the world thinks of us because the arugula salad didn’t have imported balsamic vinegar Tuesday last at Gitmo?

The head WOG in Iran, bless him, told a rapt audience at Columbia University in 2008 that there were no homosexuals in the Muslim world. Obviously, the 19 Chorus Line wanabees were a Zionist plant. The evil diamond merchants – Thanks, Al! – found a stranded traveling cast of La Cage aux Folles and recruited them. Look for them to be starring on Broadway or Fire Island shortly. Like Henry the Fifth they will show their scars proudly. At least 7 of them thanked their floggers. 2 of them promised to stay in touch. If any of them are familiar with how a mortgage binds you they can work for Barney Frank. “I am what I am and what I am is a floggee.”

As to the Mosque at the WTC…Will the flogging post be just for Muslims? Will Christians be able to use it on Good Friday? Will the Village People be able to use it before, during, and after their shows? Will it be available for community outreach programs? Will the whips be made from organic material that leave welts but no carbon footprints? Will there be an AARP discount? Will those to be stoned be whipped first? Will Yusuf Bligh be the head flogger?

Since we have allowed our leaders to take us down the path of forgetfulness of the mindset that made it necessary for these feral predators to lash out at their betters, it is time to listen yet again to Hillaire Belloc.

“We sit by and watch the Barbarian, we tolerate him; in the long stretches
of peace we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence, his comic
inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creeds refreshes us; we laugh.
But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond;
and on these faces there is no smile”

One of the forgotten lessons of the 20th is that when dealing with murdering thugs the first markdown is always the cheapest. Stalin and Hitler caused 70,000,000 to 80,000,000 deaths. If we add the butcher’s bill from China the number has no end. A wolf showing us his teeth doesn’t mean he is smiling.

Imagine if the Israelis had not taken out the reactor at Osiris in 1981. Imagine Operation Desert Storm with Hussein having nuclear weapons. He had already used poison gas on his own people. Why wouldn’t he have used a couple of A-bombs? Our first Pearl Harbor was 12/7/41. Our second was 9/11/01. Why wait for a 3rd?

CARTAGO DELENDA EST?
MECCA DELENDA EST!




Kevin Smith