January 18, 2014
Letter to the Editor
The Sun Sentinel
500 E. Broward Blvd.
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33394

Sirs,

In its entirety, and perhaps as good a working example of “smarminess” as can be found in today’s paper

Loser: Lauren Tannehil

Lauren Tannehill has it all – great looks,
a modeling job, married to the quarterback
of the Dolphins. She also had an AR-15
semi-automatic, which she somehow left in
a rental car. What she did was pretty dumb,
and could have been dangerous. Insert
your blond jokes here.
Today
You

Let’s agree on what [perhaps who would be better] she didn’t leave in the car. Senator Lard Kennedy, married at the time, left a lady – not his wife – to drown in a car that he drove off a bridge. She was by herself.

Speaking of argumentum ad hominem, what if the “loser” was Debbie Wasserman-Schultz? Her Medusa-like hair, her Piranha grin, and her Banshee cry would preclude her from needing any gun protection. Her looks alone would drive bad guys with evil intentions straight off the nearest bridge.

How about Janet Reno or Donna Shalala or Barbara Mikulski? You could have fed Haiti with all the lamb chops their families had to tie around their necks to get the family dogs to play with them.

Congratulations! It’s only January but you have secured a spot in the finals for

SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR


Kevin Smith