June 8, 2014
Chan Lowe
The Sun Sentinel

RE: The Fragile Sex, Sophocles, Shakespeare, and Kipling notwithstanding. Some comments on your unlinkable offering in today’s Sun Sentinel.

Mr. Lowe,

Shibboleths! Absent them and the shock troops, the phalanx, of modern American Liberalism, the ink-stained kvetching wretches who regularly piss on our backs and tell us that it is rain, would have nothing but ca-ca balls kept together by a vitriolic meringue, totally unencumbered by facts, as they assault the citadel of truth, freedom, and the American way of life.

The shibboleth du jour is “women earning 77 cents to every man’s dollar”.

Are you saying that female employees of the Sun Sentinel earn 77% of what male employees earn?

Are you saying that Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and let us stipulate that she is indeed “despicable”, earns 77% of what former Congressman Alan West earned? [That must have stung like the Devil, right?]

Are you saying that Sally Ride, America’s first non-prostate possessing astronaut, astronette perhaps, earned 77% of what John Glenn earned?

Are you saying that my daughter, a double degreed L&D RN, earns 77% of what a male counterpart earns solely because he has a scrotum?

You warned us last week of a life “filled with misery” because of indifference to the horror, the horror, of polar bear drownings due to rising sea levels caused by affluent, mostly White, First Worlders and their ruinous need for aggressive air conditioning and all kinds of plastic stuff. That yet may well be but I can’t imagine a more miserable weekend than one without you telling me what a really bad guy I am.

I revel in it. Don’t change, you jackass.


Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET