September 17, 2015

Mitchell Berger, Esq.

Berger, Singerman

350 E. Las Olas Blvd 33316

RE: Hillary as Ananias? How about Baroness von Munchausen?

Mr. Berger,

You are quoted this AM in Marc Caputo’s Politico Florida Hot Line as telling Trolls for Hillary, a heretofore sly PAC for Hillary, one that you run out of your garage, that there will be no end to the troubled times awaiting your favorite Hecate.

 It should be no big deal for her. After all, she made 10,000% on her pork belly investment before she survived all that incoming Serbian artillery when she got off the plane in Macedonia. A remarkable chick. It took a bevy of Kardashians and Jenners to even challenge her accomplishments

After failing the District of Columbia Bar exam either 2 or 3 times, after being fired fromher Job on the House Nixon Lynching squad for, can you believe it, lying, after moving to Arkansas where she set the record for smashing glass ceilings as if they were pumpkins – only a cad would point out that her record of success tracked the political rise of her husband, Handsome Billy from Hot Springs – after serving as outside director at Wal-Mart, a company that went over to the Dark Side within hours of her leaving said Board, it finally dawned on her that she could lie like a rug because as a modern American Liberal it’s what you do to get through the day. 

The bum-kissing toads who make a living covering up for her and her ilk both in the press and on TV would forgive her anything up to and including a weekend in an organic sleeping bag on Fire Island.

A brief aside.

 Could you get me a copy of her senior thesis, the one that idolized Saul Alinsky, the intellectual mentor of Barack H. Obama?

I have read his wife’s thesis on how tough it was to be a Black woman at Princeton, even on scholarship. She managed to keep her student loan unpaid until her husband got her a $4,000 - repeat - $4,000 a week raise for running the 3^rd shift, 3^rd World dietary workers’ affirmative action think tank. I read Martin Luther King’s doctoral dissertation on Black preachers. That’s the one for which Boston University gave him a Doctorate. [It must be noted that he got it before the arrival of John Silber, the man who cleaned up after the circus animals] I have read the doctoral dissertation of Bill Cosby from the University of Massachusetts. It is absolutely astonishing. I have never read anything quite like it. 

That’s why I want to read what a potential President of the United States was thinking of when she stopped being a Goldwater Girl. That one. I would like to see how it stacks up against the others.

“There will be 5 or 6 more [self-inflicted] wounds. There will be 

new Benghazis and new emails.”

Today 

You

There is nothing quite as exhilarating as sending your troops into battle after telling them that the leader of the PAC couldn’t  lie straight in bed.

Do you remember James Madison? Here is a trivia point good if you ever engage in saloon bets. He was our shortest President. Honest. You can look it up.

 When asked what was the most important quality to look for in a candidate for public office his response from more than 2 centuries ago still rings true.

“CHARACTER. CHARACTER IS ALL.”

Alas, character is a word to be found neither in her DNA nor in her public service. The same deficiency seems to be present in her votaries.

Kevin Smith

PS – Don’t forget that I need at least 72 hours to get enough unborn manatees to have 100 pounds of 5 Star baby manatee sushi. The sows are getting on to my traps. They think they may be “volunteering” for Planned Parenthood. Also, if we have 5 or 6 new Benghazis does that mean that 4 more Americans have to die? And could you ask her if the film maker that she railroaded is still in the pokey? If so, how about some habeas corpus or did Obama executive order that out of the Constitution? Incidentally, today is the anniversary – 9/17/1787 – of said Constitution. That’s a pisser, isn’t it?