September 26, 2015

Randy Schultz

The Sun Sentinel

RE: “Republicans’ Internal Struggle Hurts Constituents and Themselves”. – Some comments on your unlinkable column about how, in the spirit of Papa Francisco and with the approbation of the Brothers Koch Republicans can come to know the Baby Jesus.

Mr. Schultz,

I take great umbrage and my dudgeon is greatly raised when you lump me into the uncaring, insensitive, and meaner than cat shit acolytes of Rush Limbaugh that you label as “65 and older whites”.

I plead guilty on both counts plus I will confess to another: I have a superbly functioning prostate gland.

That means that when it comes time to cross the bar I am guaranteed to be accepted into the last great fraternity, the one in “the undiscovered country from which no visitor ever returns”.

`I mean, of course, the Fraternal Order of DWEMs.

Dead White European Males

If I read your column correctly, no easy task, you seem to say that the only possible way Republicans can succeed in your eyes is to stop being Republicans. 

Send up a flare if you disagree with this.

Make sure it is environmentally sensitive, one that is solar powered or wind driven.

Today’s History lesson - Pay attention. There will be a test. – is that political parties in representative Democracies are constantly remaking themselves.

The Politburo, China, Cuba, Venezuela are incapable of doing this.

I hate to commit a modern American Liberal sin, that of confusingly conflating correlation and causality but why, pray tell, are the great migrating hordes, the “huddled masses yearning to be free” not going to any of these countries?

Please be specific about which Planned Parenthood videos were “doctored”. Do you mean the one where Dr. DeFarge expresses her desire for a gas guzzling, polar bear drowning Ferrari or the video of the intact, viable foetus before and after vivisection?

If, as you say, we have had since 2011 “automatic spending cuts that no one can repeal” would not the Federal budget gone down? Would not the expense side of the budget be less now than it was then?

Don’t bother looking. It isn’t.

You hereby qualify for my second most prestigious award

POMPOUS FART OF THE MONTH

Enjoy your well-deserved honor. You got it the old fashioned way.

You earned it!

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET