November 17, 2015

Mayor Gary Resnick

City Hall

2020 Wilton Drive

Wilton Manors, FL 33305

RE: It’s “nut cutting” time for modern American Liberals, particularly those in your fair city.

  

Mr. Mayor,

Don’t you love it when a plan comes together?

Wilton Manors is known and celebrated all over the world for its tolerance, acceptance, indeed for its welcoming attitude to those of us who are not married to the outdated heterosexual norms.

Middle Eastern Muslims have reintroduced the word “defenestration” to the 6:00 news. The people getting the heave are practicing sodomites.

Now everything is turned upside down.

Shouldn’t Wilton Manors extend its rainbow-hued hand to the Syrian refugees? Bring them in. Make them feel welcome. Maybe a street fair featuring “dancing boys” try-outs would break the ice.

This is your chance to shine, so to speak.

Make us proud.

Kevin Smith