November 18, 2015

Mayor David Kiar

Broward County Commission

115 South Andrews Avenue

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33301

RE: Let my people come!

Mr. Mayor,

A lot of people say that being mayor of the Broward County Commission is a lot like having tits on a bull. Let me say that I am not one of those louts. Let me further say that you have a chance to debunk this base canard.

Enclosed are copies of letters I sent to the mayors of Ft. Lauderdale and Wilton Manors.

It’s time for Broward County to throw out the welcome mat for the Syrian refugees. 

Just because they behead and crucify as a recruiting tool is no reason for us to turn our backs on them now. Of course you should make clear that stoning of adulteresses and throwing homosexuals out of windows will not be tolerated. Also, you should make it clear that it will not be good PR for them to run around screaming that Jews are descended from pigs and monkeys. Be sure to tell them that “Death to America” falls comfortably within the accepted norms of free speech as put forth by the elders of the protocols of modern American Liberalism which is, as I am sure you know, HQed in Broward County.

Americans and Ayrabs! Perfect together! A true rainbow coalition!

Kevin Smith