December 20, 2015

Big Stein

The Sun Sentinel

RE: Maybe you should ring Little Stein on this. Topics include History, Rhetoric, and an appreciation for the Absurd. These are things that are alien to modern American Liberals hence the need for a college student’s perspective. I am with my Texas Ladies so forgive the delay, por favor

Big Stein,

Speaking of debates…I stopped watching them in 1964 when Big Boss Johnson who with the exception of his 2 wars – Bismarck had 3 – said “Nosireebob. I ain’t Jack Kennedy and Goldwater ain’t Nixon.” 2 wars? – At least the one in Vietnam stopped. The other one, the one against Poverty, is still being fought. Unsuccessfully, I quickly add.]

I stopped even taking peeks when Ford freed the Poles in 1976.

But back to the 800 pound guerrilla in the room, the one that the GOP doesn’t want to talk about. I suggest that there are several verboten topics at the Democratic debate.

#1 – ISIL or ISIS? You say potato and I say potahto. What the Hell is the difference? Which one is the “contained JV team”?

#2 – Do you think Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, America’s poster girl for distaff Brown Shirted, Jack Booted Fascist thugs, will have her hair straightened from the inside out if Czarina Hillary gets indicted?

#3 – I may be having a senior moment but if Hillary, Bernie, and the other guy  are going to make everything so much better would it be deemed “Hate Speech” if I were to ask who has been in charge since 2009?

#4 – What happened to the trillion dollars – that’s 1,000,000,000,000, I think – that we borrowed from the Chinese to fund “shovel ready” jobs in 2009? Is it acceptable to point out that Hillary Clinton spent her 8 years in the Senate hectoring us about the perils of being in thralldom to meretricious Mandarin money lenders?

#5 – Speaking of debates would Burke/Fox, Webster/Hayne, Webster/Calhoun, or Lincoln/Douglas make it to the arena today? If someone were to shout a Cato-like denunciation of the bad guys would the dreaded Word Police demand he undergo sensitivity training? One of the highlights of the 1964 Civil Rights debate in the Senate was the sight of all heroes of modern American Liberalism, stalwarts such as Senator Ervin, Senator Gore, and Senator Fullbright getting their knickers all knotted trying to keep little Black boys from going to school with little White girls. Thank God for the Republican Senators! Without them none of the 60s Civil Rights legislation would have passed. None of it. Have Little Stein look it up.

#6 – If you really want to drive the audience away try talking about the contingent liabilities of the government pension scheme. It goes without saying, which is why it must be said, that the contingent liabilities are all, each and every one of them, unfunded. Assuming that the Sun Sentinel has a pension scheme, a risky assumption considering the fact that it just emerged from bankruptcy, ask the HR dude or dudette what would happen if their plan was run the same way the government runs Social Security and Medicare. A hat, a very large hat, would soon be passed around to get lawyers and bail money

#7 – The thought of Hillary being indicted and taking the perp walk in time for the 6:00 news would make it a very holly, jolly Christmas indeed.

#8 – That would clear the way for Bernie, the bombastic Bolshie booster who is the secret choice of all believers in the efficacy of Midnight Basketball, right?

#9 – Ask Little Stein if he is familiar with tu quoque. Ask him to explain the difference between Rhetoric and Sophistry.

It’s time to clean my BAR. If you are in Texas there is no sense in having a half-assed assault weapon, is there? If any Muslim terrorists show up with their puny AK-47s I’ll give them a 3^rd eye at 500 yards. If you shoot enough of them you will be able to close GITMO the right way

There will be no one left to put in jail.

                   Kevin Smith

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