Senator Bambi has Friends

May 22, 2008

Douglas C. Lyons

The Sun-Sentinel

200 East Las Olas Boulevard

Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33301

RE: People who you think can help Senator B. Hussein Obama win – As outlined in your “Fave Five” section today

Mr. Lyons,

Am I the only one who knows you work for Karl Rove? Do they pictures of you wearing a Resistol 30X while you were teaching the Two Step at Billy Bob’s? Does any body else know that you are a closet David Alan Coe fan?

Wednesday’s “Fave Five” entry is Alex Sink.

Thursday’s “Fave Five” entry is State Senator Anthony Hill.

When Alex Sink was at the Bank of America her immediate supervisor was a good ole boy named “Hootie” Johnson. Whatever else “Hootie”, that old red neck, snake handling, gun totin’ cracker ever does he will be remembered for one thing: No chicks, no time, never no how at the Masters’. He would have turned the Augusta National Golf Club into the Swap Shop North before he allowed anybody who could be called “Sweetie”, to borrow a phrase that Senator B. Hussein Obama seems very comfortable with, to dine at the Members’ Table.

God has always been very kind to animals and small children. He blesses them with short memories. We now have a new addition to that dynamic duo. Modern American Liberals, a herd that was so outraged by the word “macaca”, a word that still defies translation, that a sitting United States Senator was turned out of office for using it, will tolerate “Iron My Shirt” for the greater good of electing one of their own.

This woman countenanced blatant discrimination. In a time of moral crisis she did…nothing. Pray tell, but how is she supposed to help Pastor Wright’s parishioner of 20 years?

Today’s “Fave Five” star is State Senator Anthony C. Hill.

Did you pick him when you were a guest at Jena Bush’s wedding in Crawford, Texas? Are you a hunting mate of Dick Cheney?

You say…“Hill is a politician cut from the mold of a union organizer.” Tony Provenzano was a ‘union organizer’. You have created, perhaps unwittingly, a moral equivalency. The question is whether or not the two, in fact, are equal.

“His last stint in labor – he’s currently a community organizer with the Service International Employees Union…”

I loaded trucks and mined coal. To compare those unions with one whose main job is to see whether the 50 yard line is still at the high school stadium is an insult. Worse, it bespeaks a mind set of workers marching lemming-like when someone sings a new rendition of “Rainbow Stew”.

Didn’t Senator B. Hussein Obama’s good buddy, William Ayres, become a “community organizer” when he couldn’t make a career out of blowing up government buildings?

“In 2000, Hill and then-State Senator Kendrick Meek gained national recognition for their opposition to then-Governor Jeb Bush’s One Florida Initiative, which ended Affirmative Action in state programs.”

[As an aside, let the record show that State Senator Kendrick Meek did not get his next job, that of Congressman, through Affirmative Action. He got it from his mother, Congresswoman Carrie Meek. She gave him his inheritance a little early. Plus, she didn’t have to die. A win-win all around. Congressman Meek [D – Florida] is a proud President of the Lucky Sperm club.]

I am going to go out on a limb here.

A – Anthony Hill does not know who Joe Hill is.

B - Anthony Hill has never spent any quality time with a spade.

I’ll bet Mrs. B. Hussein Obama. Esq., the lovely Michelle, a lady who got a $4,000 a week – that’s four thousand dollars – raise, and who says she hit the glass ceiling, when her husband was elected to the United States Senate, is bursting with pride at the last two choices.

Why do I think tomorrow’s choice will be OJ?

Your envelope, the one stuffed with the Benjamins, will be ready at the same time and same place as last week.