Senator Christopher Dodd

January 6, 2010

Senator Christopher Dodd
30 Lewis Street #110
Hartford, CT 06103

RE: What a piece of mierda!

Senator Dodd,

“None of us are irreplaceable. None of us are indispensable.”
Or so your website tells us.

Other than trying to stay out of jail here’s what you can do in retirement.

Study English grammar and composition.

The word none is a collective noun. In the present tense all 3rd person singular verbs end in “s”. Your sentences should have read “None of us is…”.

The plane rides back and forth to Ireland, your ancestral home and the current home of your wee little cottage and its bogus mortgage, should have given you time to become more familiar with other Irishmen. Swift, Goldsmith, Burke, Wilde, Shaw, Joyce, Beckett, Yeats – My God, you have offended all of them – shuddered when they read those sentences.

Maybe you and your special pal Angelo can study it when you get to America’s newest prison for smarmy politicians.

Adios!

Bienvenidos a Gitmo.






Kevin Smith