Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

January 8, 2012


Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
10100 Pines Boulevard
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33026

RE: One of the building blocks of being a modern American Liberal is made clear by you in your op-ed “Returning Vets Need America’s Support” in today’s Sun-Sentinel.

Dear Darling Debbie,

There is no sense in being a half-assed modern American Liberal when it takes but the blink of an eye to become a Guinness Record Book Horse’s Ass.

The only mandatory requirement to be a card carrying, fire breathing ohmadahn who thinks Midnight Basketball is sound public policy and that unemployment benefits create jobs even if said jobs are not “shovel ready” is a political cognitive dissonance exhibit put together by Rube Goldberg, Mel Brooks, Professor Irwin Corey, and that perennial Democratic favorite, Boob McNutt.

The sophistry in your article goes past regular absurdity at warp speed.

In your article you sound like an amalgam of Vercingetorix, Travis Bickel, and George Patton.

I hope you won’t think me unfair if I were to suggest that your bellicosity increased exponentially when former street organizer B. Hussein Obama was inaugurated.

It wouldn’t take a deep Google search of your public record to reveal the anti-military stand of modern American Liberals, particularly when a Republican is President.
I recall public statements during the confirmation of General Petraeus that would suggest that your military mentor was Mr. Rogers or Dr. Oz.

But the fun part begins when you announce your plan to help returning veterans get jobs.

Am I the only one to notice that tax cuts and tax credits are the best and quickest way to help them get jobs?

Would not Logic dictate that if tax incentives work for veterans they would work for the rest of the economy?

Since you oppose them for the country in general why would they work for veterans with their DD 214 in hand?

Further, if you support the Obama plan to gut the military what plans do you have for the millions of soon to be unemployed soldiers? Perhaps we could have the Army vets use the famous shovels from the “shovel ready” featherbedding [that’s a military barracks word] brigade to dig myriad holes in the ground. Then we could have the Navy fill them in. The Air Force could then dig up again. The Marines would guard the job sites. Paul Krugman would enter the kingdom of perpetual priaprism. Should it be implemented Robert Reich would be so happy that he would become the world’s third tallest midget.

If we can cut the military why can’t we cut the Department of Agriculture? Why not take a chain saw to the Department of Energy? Why not fire bomb the Department of Energy?

I mention those three because -1- crop prices are at an all-time high and -2- not one barrel of oil has ever been produced in Washington, DC and -3- Johnny still can’t read.[Speaking of reading, your kids go to public school, don’t they?]

Anyway, I am glad to see that plaid is still your favorite color.




Kevin Smith