Letter to the Editor Miami Herald

January 11, 2012

Letter to the Editor
Miami Herald
One Herald Plaza
Miami, FL 33132-1693

RE: BOO! – What will happen it the BOOgeyman gets us before we all see the light? Some comments on your column in today’s Miami Herald.

Mr. Pitts,

“I am bound and determined not to be cliché ridden” is becoming a harder and harder promise to keep.

I slogged through your not quite burnt offering this AM, one that is filled, as usual,
with good guys, bad guys and what a jolly good time awaits us as soon as “Imagine” and “Kumbaya” become our twin anthems. Now that Lord Barack the Beneficent, and blessed be his name and may his tribe increase, has cooled the earth and lowered the oceans – Where did that water go, by the way? – this happy time may soon be upon us.
Could Tim Tebow be this year’s John the Baptist?

Any column that cites Meghan McCain, a “prominent conservative blogger who is not yet 30”, as proof that Sophistry still exists can’t be all bad. Wait. I meant all good. That’s what happens when tautologies rule.

It was when I got to your last paragraph that I became totally whelmed.

“The future is coming…”

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Next, I want you to sort out the mess about the horizon. Exactly how far away is it? How long will it take us to get there? How will we know when we get there? Will there be people on the beach asking why it took so long?

One last thing;

Your picture tells me it may be time to get your drawers in the Big & Tall shop. You look like they are being used as a tourniquet for a ruptured femoral artery. Yours. Either that or have someone else put your teeth in. You are putting them in upside down and backwards. You run the risk of chewing yourself to death.

Kevin Smith
President of the Lions & Lambs Society – Do you have any extra lambs?