November 15, 2014

Mitchell Berger, Esq.
350 E. Las Olas Blvd
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33301

RE: Liar, liar. Pants on fire. Or how to be a modern American Liberal

Mr. Berger,

“…we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes,
AND OUR SACRED HONOR.”

I find it fascinating that thousands of trial lawyers with thousands of court room hours – hopefully all billed and collected – have never been sworn in and asked questions by someone who is not asking them to forward their cause.

“…he shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed.”

When President B.O. twice took the oath of office he accepted the language of the Constitution. Correct me if I am wrong but didn’t he bill himself as a “Constitutional scholar”? As I read it there is no wiggle room for personal favorites. It says, in magnificent declarative sentences, that there are no exceptions. None.

You may recall – Forgive me for assuming that you have specific knowledge of American History, a knowledge that your public statements screams you do not - that Democratic President Andrew Jackson said, “John Marshall made the law. Let him enforce it”. In the end, possibly because he got tired of slaughtering Native Americans, he enforced it. Score one for the Constitution.

[As an aside, wouldn’t Logic dictate that if modern American Liberals have their knickers in a knot over the inherent racism of the name of the NFL team playing in Washington, they should burn all their $20 bills to show their solidarity with the displaced sons of Sagamore and Geronimo? I can come by next week and pick up your entire firm’s offending currency. I guarantee that I will destroy each one individually in an environmentally sensitive manner. Who says it doesn’t pay to go green?]

“A man up on oath holds his soul in his hands as if it was water.
HE OPENS THEM AT HIS PERIL.”

There is a case – Halbig v Burwell - currently on the docket of the Supreme Court of the United States. It is about ObamaCare. One of the questions to be decided is whether or not members of the Death Panels must be employees or can they be independent contractors. I understand that Professor Jonathan Gruber, the paradigmatic template for the serial lying on which modern American Liberalism is predicated, has filed an amicus curiae brief on behalf of usurpation of individual freedom, that is to say, in favor of the death grip called ObamaCare.

I am not an officer of the court. You are. Isn’t it incumbent on you to inform the Court that a scroyle of biblical proportions, a man who couldn’t lie straight in bed, is defiling its sacred chambers?

“At long last, sir, at long last,
HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF HONOR?”

Wait a minute.

Isn’t that where I came in?


“NOTHING LOST BUT HONOR”


Kevin Smith


“HONOR AND SHAME FROM NO CONDITION RISE.
ACT WELL YOUR PART; THERE ALL HONOR LIES.