March 30, 2015

Congresswoman Lois Frankel

2500 N. Military Trail #490

Boca Raton, FL33431

RE: Oy! All this tummell and its Passover too.

Congresswoman Frankel,

Am I too far out of line to say that, unlike previous letters to you, none of which was neither threatening nor obscene but rather well constructed, I will have the courtesy of a response? After all, I am a constituent.

I begin by telling you that I am not a Jew. I quickly add that the man who founded my Church was. That man was Jesus Christ of Nazareth, a blue collar son of Mary and Joseph.

Judaism, the first leg of the Judeo-Christian tradition upon which Western Civilization is hinged, is indelibly stamped in, on, and through my DNA markers.

Thus I join with Norman Podhoretz, Michael Garrett, Ben Stein, David Plotkin, Charles Krauthammer, Mel Katz, and the ghosts of Sam Ginzberg, Imre Rosenthal, Senator Moynihan, Senator Helms, and Max Katz in asking, in the name of Elijah, what the Hell is going on with Obama. Toss in the spineless toads who curry his favor.

In addition to never having had a Yiddishe kup has the Democratic Party lost its soul? Is there anyone left to say Kaddish for a political party?

I suppose his cultural and paternal background – Forget about his “lack of slave blood”. Would going back 5 generations on his father’s side give us an insight into the salve gathering business? – his sitting in a church for 20 years where the preacher was a viper who reeked of anti-Semitism, and the Logical conclusion to the perverse doctrines of modern American Liberalism will cause him to hire lederhosen-clad youth singing the Horst Wessel song at this year’s Easter Egg Roll. I hasten to add that it will be followed by “Imagine”, “Don’t Stop Thinking about Tomorrow”, “Happy Days are Here Again”, and “It’s All About the Children”.

It is, to cite Churchill, “a time of limitless peril”.

When the President of the United States dispatches a surrogate to announce that “50 years of Israeli occupation must end” it can be said without fear of contradiction that “the world is turned upside down”.

Should this year’s Summer of Recovery arrive on time will work begin on a mass transit favorite of an increasing number of Democrats, the 21^st Century Limited. It will not require any local variances or eminent domain proceedings. There will be only one stop, it being Auschwitz.

This year, when “Next year in Jerusalem” is mentioned, it may be the last time it can be said because next year there may not be a Jerusalem.

It is not the Israelis, it is not some itinerant Swedish Lutherans, it is not Moldovian Anabaptists, it is not some Evangelical Christians, it is not some pissed off Tea Party loudmouths who are beheading Coptic Christians and burning Prisoners of War alive. When the other side begins and ends all conversations with “Death to America” and/or “Death to Israel” perhaps they should be taken for their word.

Kevin Smith