March 8, 2015

Gary Stein

The Sun Sentinel

RE: It can’t get worse, can it? – Your Jeremiad about the pitfalls of alternative life styles

Big Stein,

  First, Neanderthals get a bad press. The main reason why their DNA is only found in the basement of the Smithsonian is because they were shy and introverted. Because they were not open to the possibilities of enriching their gene pool they drowned in 6 inches of water. Ask Little Stein and Boss Stein to check it out. [That we are now into 50 generations of Muslim inbreeding may explain a lot more then we want to know. If 10 people chosen at random form an adultery stoning seminar can look through a key hole with both eyes the chances of them winning any Nobel Prizes is, let me be Christian here, diminished.]

“They can choose to be Neanderthal knuckle-draggers.”

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Since I don’t believe in Midnight Basketball and since I now know that Godot will get here before the Summer of Recovery does. I prefer to be called a 

“bitter clinging, knuckle-dragging, Koch Brothers funded Troglodyte”

To add ”gun loving, Climate Change denier” would be a bit over the top, don’t you think? I do, I mean I really, really do value your opinion.

All of which leads us to some pesky questions.

You list some 10 things in your unlinkable column that exclusively afflict homosexuals. Why, pray tell, do they then call themselves gay?

Allow me to put my toes one toke over the line sequestering Logical fallacies that were once thought to be the sole province of modern American Liberals. Modern American Liberals are “useful idiots” who thought, at least from August 22, 1939 to June 21, 1941 that Hitler was an OK guy. They believe that Julie and Ethel got a raw deal and that Alger was railroaded. They forget that without a Republican President appointing Earl Warren and William Brennan to the Supreme Court Plessy v Ferguson would have gone on a lot longer. Facts and History notwithstanding they know that Vietnam was the fault of Nixon. They forget that without the help of the 2 to 2 minority GOP Senate the 1964 and 1965 Civil Rights acts would not have become law. They know that raising taxes and chaining business with Stamp act regulation is the way to prosperity. They know that Hillary, AKA Madame DeFarge, that “in the long run what difference does it make” sum it up very well. They know that “if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor” didn’t mean that “if you like your doctor you can really, really keep your doctor”. Can we stipulate that only Neanderthal knuckle-draggers believe that?

But I digress.

Matthew Shepherd and Jesse Dirkhising are both going to be dead for a very long time.

Is one more dead than the other? 

Why has one death, so Satanically similar to the other, been shot down the memory hole at warp speed while the other takes on conscience tearing, we are all guilty, traits?

The metric that applies to Matthew Shepherd and Jesse Dirkhising applies to  Trayvon Martin and Dillon Taylor.

Jesse Dirkhising? Dillon Taylor?

Thank God for Google. 

Kevin Smith

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