October 22, 2017

Congresswoman Frederic Wilson

18425 NW 2^nd Ave #355

Miami Gardens, FL 333169

Congresswoman Wilson,

I know, I know that I shouldn’t construct a universal from an overflowing basket of deplorable particulars – you remember that fallacious Logical construct from your school daze, don’t you? – but you are a member in good standing of a most loathsome cabal, “a confederacy of dunces”, if you will.

Congresswoman Corinne Brown, a grifter who gives shoplifting a bad name, Congresswoman Eddie Bernice Johnson who said Harvey Weinstein’s victims were asking for it, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, the meaner than cat shit member from Texas, who has replaced Senator Metzenbaum and Senator Bilbo as the nastiest member in Congress are also members. Special mention should be given to la bruja from Los Angeles, the head wing nut, moon bat Congresswoman Maxine Waters. She has taken Willie Sutton’s advice to heart. “Why do you rob banks?” “Because that’s where the money is.”

You all have one thing in common. Deals with red-neck cracker legislators were made to hard wire a district that would have elected Willie Horton or Step-n-Fetchit. Who’s to say they wouldn’t have made better choices?

They and you are deep down into their double-helixed building blocks, rotten miserable hecates. OK, OK you have 2 things in common.

And I am sitting not 10 feet from my wife’s family’s gold star scroll.

Kevin Smith