October 27, 2017

Mitchell Berger, Esq.

Berger Singerman

350 Las Olas Blvd

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 30001

RE: Can’t make it tonight. Sorry.

Mitchie!

Last minute opening at the Seminar for Increasing my carbon footprint while convincing the addle-brained modern American liberal boobs that I Really, Really Care about baby seal eating polar bears. It is sponsored by the Alpha Gump School of Making America Dumber. Its motto is “Who Cares If There are More Horses’ Asses than Horses’ Heads As Long As I Can Make a Buck?” 

So far, it’s worked for him.

Ask Al tonight what happened to the exponentially expanding hole in the ozone layer, the one that was going to cook us. He told us that in 1991, remember?

Ask him if he ever hears from Paul Ehrlich, Ph. D. who told us in 1969 that the Race was on. We would either freeze to death or starve by the year 2000, remember?

Ask him if he ever hears from Paul Krugman, PH. D. & Nobel Prize who was a shill for Enron a $50,000 a pop – Some country, right? – who told us that if Trump beat Wide-Bottomed Hillary that the market would tank and 401ks would become 201ks. I’m glad Buffett took his advice. He did, didn’t he?

Lastly, if sea levels are rising why aren’t beach front property values falling?

Kevin Smith

PS – Do you hike or bike to work? Have you turned off the A/Cs in your office, in your house? Is bupkes kosher for vegan meals?