Tuesday, December 23, 2008

David Fleshler, The Sun Sentinel

December 19, 2008

David Fleshler
The Sun Sentinel
200 East Las Olas Boulevard
Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33301

RE: PANTHERS BEST HOPE – ROOM TO ROAM Is this a headline beyond parody? You didn’t think so. That’s how it reads on this morning’s Page One.

Mr. Fleshler,

Are the inmates running the asylum? In your case, are the boobies running the hatch? Is Professor Irwin Corey in charge of the Sentinel?

More panthers are good for Florida.
More panthers are good for Florida?
Is this the result of the Tribune – your parent company – bankruptcy?

You want to see more panthers in Florida?

How about some Great Whites in the intracoastal?
How about some Komodo dragons in the malls?
How about some Ebola viruses for the vegans among us?
Why should Zimbabwe have all the fun? Import cholera.

Madness.

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