He hasn't ven been sworn in yet

December 10, 2008

Governor Blago, Chicago, corruption, the old days in New Jersey, & the President

Just because he has hair that suggests a Satanic connection and just because he calls the President [elect] a “*otherfucker” are no reasons to indict him.

All the mush brained toads who are modern American Liberals were achingly tumescent when Fitzgerald, the United States Attorney – “Merry Fitzmas”, remember? - Oh, I forgot. Silly me! He was after Scooter Libby and Darth Vader Cheney then. It’s OK when they’re Republicans, right? Dreams of sugar plumbs and frog marching for Christmas, remember?

Jon Corzine bought a Senate seat in New Jersey in 2000.
Governor Blago tried to sell a Senate seat in Illinois in 2008.
The difference is…is…what?

Just like a not so silent fart in church the toxic aroma is going all the way to the White House.

What did the President [elect] know and when did he know it?

Governor Blago tried to get his wife a $250,000 a year job
Michelle Obama got a $200,000 a year raise when her husband was elected to the United States Senate. He got her employer a $1,000,000 a year earmark. If you say coincidence stop reading and try to find the nearest tooth fairy.

It is inconceivable that a Cook County community organizer – that sounds better than ward heeler or hack, doesn’t it? – could get from Chicago to the Illinois state senate in Springfield to the United States Senate to the White House without – A – having played the Chicago game or – B – known the rules of the Chicago game or – C – worst of all, thinking he could tip toe through the great lake of offal and not get any shit on his shoes.

If he didn’t know it he was a HORSE’S ASS. If he knew it and did nothing he is a SMARMY BASTARD.

If you believe that he didn’t know then you are comfortable believing that he sat in Pastor Wrong Wright’s church for 20 years and only heard Kumbaya and We Shall Overcome. It was the Saturday PM services where Whitey was the bad guy and Amerika sucks.

If you believe he didn’t know then you are comfortable believing that Bill Ayers never told him how to make a Molotov Cocktail. We know Bill the Bomber told him it's OK to send your kids to private school. Public schools in Chicago are for kids from the projects. Same in Washington.

The collateral damage caused by Governor Blago is that it knocks New Jersey off as being the top dog of corruption. As a proud son of Bayonne it was an honor that I am saddened. It was an honor that I cherished.

Where else could a college student go from being a bag man for Union City pols to the United States Senate?

If you were on the public payroll in Hudson County Mayor Hague got 3% of your gross pay. He knew that that was a big chunk. Benevolent despot that he was he got Beneficial Finance to come into Hudson County to help the employees live up to their obligation to the “Big Guy”. The pol who knocked off Hague – John V. Kenny – was the “Little Guy”. Only 7-11or Dunkin Donuts could rival Beneficial for locations.

The Hudson County jail was known as the Taj Mahal.

The Hudson County Police, as opposed to the Hudson County Park Police, and I am not making this up, the Hudson County Boulevard Police, was known as Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. The Hudson County Boulevard is 16 miles long and 20 yards wide. It had its own police force.

The Regular Democratic Organization had Row A in every election from 1916 to 1977. The odds of that happening by coincidence are about the same as a group of Mormons converting Ayrabs in Mecca.

I remember the Jersey City Board of Education accepting bids of $5,000 for storm windows, $4,500 for teachers’ desks, and $900 for class room waste baskets. It was 1958.

At one point there were more Hudson County mayors in jail than not.

A border line boob was sworn in as County Superintendent of Weights and Measures. After the ceremony he was asked how many ounces were in a gallon. “Give me a break, guys. It’s only my first day on the job.”

The Hudson County mortician exponentially increased his income by doubling up. He put 2 indigent stiffs into one box. 3 was a bit much because it required limb rearrangement.

A Jersey City Mayor, in a fit of frugality, shut down the Department of Psychiatry at the Medical Center. “We’ll have none of that voo-doo here.”

Uniformed police and firemen would line the hallway at various polling places. They thought it was their civic duty to inform the electorate about the candidates. Palm cards were available for the confused. Bullet voting still was in vogue.

“Dead men walking” was a common sight at election time. Why should death prevent voting?

The way Bayonne split the Black vote in 1964 is still a classic example of quiet discrimination. The lines were drawn to cut Black influence in half. Then Bayonne urban renewaled them out of town. Classic. Bayonne’s contingent of mush brained modern American Liberals kept all the Black and White Together nonsense in Mississippi and Alabama.

The upper income Negroes in Bayonne lived on West 44th Street. The majority of the other Negroes lived on either side of Avenue C from 18th Street to 26th Street. When Bayonne changed its form of government from commission to council it disregarded the plan drawn up by the non-partisan board. It used Avenue C as the East West dividing line. That cut the Negro soon to be Black vote in half. Then the city sold the apartments that they lived in replacing them with town houses and two family homes the prices of which precluded the previous tenants from buying.

Modern American Liberalism at its best!

Back to Chicago.

What did the President [elect] know and when did he know it?

Since it was acceptable to use Hitler as a base line when talking about President Bush it is fair, very fair, to ask if Hitler knew of Eichmann’s daily schedule. Also, if he knew about all the Eichmann wanabees.

B. Hussein Obama was a community organizer in Chicago. Absent 2 degrees from Ivy League schools and he would be known as a ward heeler. His career goals would have revolved around being Deputy Registrar of Deeds. Maybe some decent tickets for Da Bares or Da Bulls. He had the great good sense to be at the right corner when the right bus came along. He had the better sense to get on it.

A certain glibness like the guy shilling blenders on the midway coupled with enormous amounts of White guilt combined with a media that would have killed for him and an astonishing ability to fill 6 inside straights and his next stop is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Big Mike was right: “What a country!’

Every free turkey, every ticket that disappeared, every emergency sewer job, every summer job for Junior, every winter job for Dad, everything came from the Daley machine. “Marley is dead” is the opening line of “A Christmas Carol”. Everything flows from that just like getting ahead in Chicago flows from the Daley machine.

He went from demanding larger turkeys to the state House to the United States Senate to the White House. It all started with a free turkey.

Governor Blago, a man who gives new meaning to “He would steal a hot stove”, is now in the Hall of Fame for pols who couldn’t lie straight in bed. Special mention should be made of his wife. As foul mouthed a bitch who ever hornswoggled a pol with her vertical smile she makes Lucrezia Borgia look like a minor league Mother Teresa. A mating of vipers!

From whence came the Chosen One?

Kerner, West, Reynolds, Rostenkowski, Riley – all legatees of the Daley machine, all typical Cook County pols, jail birds all. The same machine that gives us the Chosen One.

In 20 years B. Hussein Obama went from fixing tickets and giving out free turkeys to the White House.

Did he know directly of Governor Blago’s latest shakedown request? Probably not. That’s why he brought Rahm Emanuel, his Frank Nitti, with him.

Speaking of turkeys, I wonder what kind of sound Rezko is making now?

Sometimes a free turkey can be very expensive.

Welcome to 4 years worth of a SMARMY BASTARD. If I’m wrong it will be 4 years of a HORSE’S ASS. Clinton or Carter?

Does President Bambi have any brothers?

Will Travelocity book the Lincoln Bedroom?

I miss Hudson County.