Sasha Issenberg, The Boston Globe

December 14, 2008

Sasha Issenberg
The Boston Globe
P.O. Box 55819
Boston, MA 02205-5819

RE: “Kennedy Answers the Call” – The astonishing headline highlighting your story in today’s Miami Herald about someone named Caroline Schlossberg who is President of – and who says the glass ceiling hasn’t been broken? – the Lucky Sperm Club.

Ms. Issenberg,

We begin with the obvious questions.

What call?
Who is calling?

As a Roman Catholic I must tell you that, Vatican 2 notwithstanding, death is still the first step on a lengthy process ending in sainthood. She ain’t dead.

You say that the high point of her public life was raising money for a private charity that supports public schools.

I hate to be thought of as a turd in the punch bowl but do you know if any of her children went to public schools? Do you know if any of her first cousins or any of their children went to public schools?

If any of them did my brother the hunchback will straighten up.