Senator Dianne Feinstein

April 22, 2009

Senator Dianne Feinstein
750 B Street – Suite 1030
San Diego, CA 92101

RE: Just how big is your “little tin box”?

Senator Feinstein,

First, please tell me what in the name of the Census Bureau is your name? Blum is your husband’s name. Is Feinstein your maiden name? Many Obama supporters are lax when it comes to Federal income taxes. Assuming you file them what name do you use? What is the name on your California license?

Second, what is your educational background? I went through your website and could find no mention of any degree. It didn’t even mention if you went to, let alone were graduated from, high school. Maybe you’re like Lincoln and you read a lot. On the other hand, if I had to travel coast to coast with Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi I would Gorilla Glue my face to a Linear B dictionary rather than talk to those oblatratrixes.

Third, I was born and raised in Bayonne, New Jersey. That’s at the good end of Hudson County. I learned early that in a Democratic bastion that no election was over until it was over. You counted the votes over and over and over until the good guys, your guys, won. You did that because then you got to fill up your “little tin box”. There was nothing wrong with laying aside a few dollars for your golden years. That’s why the first rule of the Democratic Party was to learn the difference between the buttered side of the toast from the dry. And that, dear lady, brings me to your husband.

Richard Blum – Is Mr. Feinstein his inside name? – is Chairman of the Board of CB Richard Ellis Group [CBRE], a commercial real estate company. The time line is still a bit foggy but I am sure a grand jury will be able to connect the dots. It seems that last October you pressured the FDIC to pick your husband’s company to become the liquidator of 25 billions -$25,000,000,000- of dollars of foreclosed properties. It may have been a good choice what with the reputation that your husband’s company has. You decided to leave nothing to chance.

Only the size [$25,000,000,000] would have drawn a raised eyebrow or two. Within the constantly shifting ethical boundaries of modern American Liberalism putting the fix in for your family is quite acceptable. 25 billions [$25,000,000,000] of dollars raised the bar but I am audacious enough to hope that the next group can top it.

But them you and your husband, having pushed the envelope of absurdity out as far as it could go, decided to abandon all the restraints that keep elected officials from being indicted. Around the same time you were strong arming the FDIC to take care of your husband he was buying 10,000,000 shares of his company. In 7 months he has a paper profit of about 60%. In the same time frame many American investors have suffered losses of 60%. Some much for the modern American Liberal cry of “We care for the little guy”. Since I don’t know if you went to any school I can’t assume that you have ever heard of, let alone know anything about, Dante. Suffice to say that he reserved a special place in Hell for hypocrites. He is preparing a special suite for you and Mr. Blum.

My aunt from Hester Street always said, “Don’t pee on my back and tell me it’s rain”.

You and your husband must be like cows peeing on a flat rock. You stood up and said that you, your husband, his company, and the FDIC knew a la Sergeant Schultz, nothing.

I was the CFO of a public company. As an officer and director I got to sign the 10Ks. Ask your husband, the soon to be well know goniff, what that means. It is inconceivable that the Chairman of the Board of a public company would not have known of a $25 billion [$25,000,000,000] dollar transaction that his company was about to enter into. When he is under oath and has to explain why all the laws governing gravity have been repealed he may look to the testimony of Clark Clifford. Clifford was the Chairman of the Board of the Bank of Commerce and Credit [BCC]. Having been a D.C. Democratic fixer for 5 decades it was a going away present from, in Hudson County parlance, the “Courthouse Gang”. Clifford wrote an entertaining autobiography about his time in Washington. In it he referred to Ronald Reagan as an “amiable dunce”. When he testified before Congress that even though he was Chairman of the Board he didn’t know that 40% of the stock was owned by one man, the look on his face was, as they say on the credit card commercial, priceless. It wasn’t amiable. It was like he just realized that he had put his underwear on upside down and backwards. Maybe it will work for your “Little Dickie”.

If you expect people to believe that you may wish to remember the Duke of Wellington when he said, “If you believe that you’ll believe anything”.

May I suggest a trip to Hudson County? You would be treated like royalty. People who perfected the art of stealing hot stoves always appreciate an artist.

I have to go now. My shirt is soaking wet.