Congressman Kendrick Meek

September 9, 2009

Congressman Kendrick Meek
10100 Pines Boulevard – 3B
Pembroke Pines, Florida 33026

RE: Please, please keep talking. You are like a big fat Christmas stocking stuffed with good things that arrives unannounced every month. The story in today’s Miami Herald is the best example of res ipso loquitur this week.

Congressman Meek,

“If you have folks coming in from a foreign country
when there are people here who have to pay their
bills and have to pay their taxes and are overlooked,
that’s something that we need to work on,” Meek said.

Gulp.

Did you actually say that?

Double gulp.

It is my civic duty to inform you that using your statement as a revealed truth we should use some of the swag from the Stimulus program to train sharks to recognize, attack, kill, and eat anybody taking a boat from Haiti with the intent of illegally entering this country.

It gets better.

Your mama was a bright lady. Didn’t she ever tell you to keep your mouth shut? That way people can only think you are a horse’s ass. As soon as you open your mouth all doubt is erased. To wit:

“Just because the governor decides to appoint his good
friend and campaign manager to the U. S. Senate doesn’t
necessarily mean that we close our eyes on issues such as this.”
The Miami Herald
Today
Page 3B
You

George LeMieux was appointed to the United States Senate in full accordance with Federal law and Florida law. Since you brought the subject up perhaps a peek at how you got to Congress is in order.

Your mama gave it to you

She announced that she would not seek another term about an hour before her petitions were to be filed. She changed the cover page from Carrie Meek to Kendrick Meek. There being no other contenders the job was yours when the petitions were accepted. It must be noted that the district that elected your mother and you was rigged in such a manner that O.J. Simpson, Michael Jackson, or Michael Vick would have been elected there.

It was an updated version of primogeniture, the major difference being that nobody had to die for you to get your inheritance. The only resume thinner than yours belongs to the dude in the White House.

When the roundup and deportation of all Haitians in this country illegally begins I hope you will be there to wave goodbye and good riddance to these law breakers.

I hope that the change is for the better for all “those folks who pay their bills and pay their taxes and are overlooked”.

This is a great country, ain’t it?




Kevin Smith



CC – BR
CC - TF