Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

July 18, 2010

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
10100 Pembroke Pines Blvd.
Pembroke Pines, FL 33026

RE: The pot and the kettle and the eternally raging debate as to which – not who – is blacker. Some comments on your outrage about Jeff Greene spending his own money to become a United States Senator.

My dear Congressperson,

The good news is that whatever else Jeff Green was in his other life he wasn’t an Exalted Cyclops in the Ku Klux Klan. Who knows? It didn’t impede the career of Robert “Sheets” Byrd of West Virginia. Say this for Byrd, there wasn’t a lactating mammary anywhere under Federal jurisdiction that he wasn’t permanently attached to like a lamprey eel on steroids under the guise of being a thoroughly modern American Liberal.

President Big Bill Clinton, the heart throb from Hot Springs, told us it was all right for him to have been in the clan when he was younger. “You had to go along to get along” was the guide to success in West Virginia. Do you suppose there were any Nazis in those hollers way back up in the hill country? Would they be eligible for a Presidential absolution? But enough of that.

Jeff Greene is spending his own money to get elected. What cheek! He is following the trail blazed by all the Kennedys, Howard Metzenbaum, Diane Feinstein, Jane Harmon, Frank Lautenberg, Jay Rockefeller, Irv Slosberg, and Jon Corzine, inter alia.

I have a college classmate whose cousin got $25,000 from candidate Corzine to introduce him to his all Black congregation. Did you have a problem with that?

One of the problems that modern American Liberals have with free speech is that some people think it should be free for everybody, not just the anointed.

Greene has his own “shovel ready” stimulus program. He is going to take all those highly trained, unfortunately recently unemployed, census workers and put them into the highly competitive market place of ideas.

It looks like Congressman Meek is going to have to cross the street without his mother holding his hand and stopping traffic for him.


Kevin Smith