Tonya Alanez The Sun-Sentinel

July 18, 2010

Tonya Alanez
The Sun-Sentinel
200 East Las Olas Boulevard
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33301

RE: The “unfairness” of the election of Judges in Broward County, as reported by you in the local section of today’s Sun-Sentinel, and a modest proposal for what to do when the results don’t come out the way they should if we live in the best of all possible worlds, a post racial society.

Ms. Alanez,

It would be anathema to the goals – not quotas – of Modern American Liberalism if maybe, just maybe, some of the Judges being opposed are plain awful. That they happen to be minority is no cause for alarm. Awful Judges are the norm in Broward County

I have experience in a number of court rooms at the local, state, and federal level. {I have had one matter resolved in the Supreme Court of the United States but that is a different matter] In the 14 years that I have been in Florida I can say without qualification or modification that the Broward County judiciary stands alone. Every time I walk into the downtown court house I recall the magic line from “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”. “Morons. I am surrounded by morons.” The adage, “No man’s property is safe when the legislature is in session” must be expanded exponentially to include the sad sack sorry asses who sit in Broward County.

Ticket scalping after getting the tickets through judicial extortion, Black robed grandfathers selling Girl Scout cookies to litigants, Judges borrowing money from bail bondsman, taking phone calls during a felony trial, judges running around with their pants off and their yoohas getting moonburn – these are things that would cause a returning Samuel to hide his head in shame. All of these things were done by White Judges. Maybe it is time for minority Judges to get in on the action.

After a careful reading of your article about the lack of minority judges there are some conclusions that can be reached.

#1 – Jews vote in numbers totally out of proportion to their percentage of the population as a whole. Moreover, they tend to vote in a bloc for the same candidate.
#2 – Blacks exercise their right of franchise by not voting.
#3 – Should Blacks be given 2 votes for each Jewish vote?
#4 – What if a judicial candidate has a Black parent and a Jewish parent? Do they even have to run? Shouldn’t they be appointed by acclamation?




A majority of the Broward Judiciary is so inbred that they can look through a key hole with both eyes. That some of these people passed a Bar exam is a fact that causes good men to shudder. The gene pool is weakened by the same type of person being anointed by the insiders. Thus, they are able to wrap their asses in black and use a gavel like a bung starter.

For 30 years Broward County has been a one party show. The only time a Republican got to be a County Commissioner was when a Republican Governor appointed him because his Democratic predecessor went to jail. The voters threw him out the first chance they had. Even though it’s like riding a horse the Republicans have been out of power so long they probably have forgotten how to steal.

The Broward County Commission, the Broward County Board of Education, individual city commissioners – Shortly we will have our own wing at the state pokey.

Why would a reasonable man expect the Broward County Judiciary to be different?

Black, White, or Plaid. They are all tarred with the same brush.

Kevin Smith