Senator Harry Reid

July 14, 2010

Senator Harry Reid
600 East William Street
Carson City, NV 89701

RE: Illegal terrestrial alien construction workers in Nevada and remonstrations from the grave

Senator Reid,

“There are no illegal alien construction workers in Las Vegas.”
Yesterday
You

All that time in Las Vegas and you never figured out how those little guys get those very large pinkie rings? The world is filled with suckers who think that they can fill inside straights. Do you think they build those big buildings with water falls and bull rings and NASCAR race tracks and Gunfights at OK Corral Part 12 because people fill them?

The evidence of my own eyes suggests that you do. How else can the above statement be explained? You figured that the cards were due to turn your way. Dummy.

Accordingly I award you a most coveted laurel. You are named

HORSE’S ASS OF THE WEEK.

Attention must be paid to the fact that one of your constituents, Charlotte McCourt, has called you to task for being a HORSE’S ASS of Homeric proportions. She did it in a document just made public. It was her last will and testament. Even dead people know that you are a mooncalf given to monumental nonsense. How long before you take to the floor of the Senate and proclaim that “the war is lost”?

Now that Lard Kennedy is gone you have become the paradigmatic template for modern American Liberal horse’s asses. Ah! November approaches.





Kevin Smith