Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Democratic National Committee

May 26, 2012
Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol Street, SE
Washington, DC 20003

RE: Be civil, damnit, or I’ll smack you.

Dearest Darling Debbie, Debbie,

First, a personal question.

You know how I hate it when bad things happen to good people.

I read where the FDIC has reprimanded the Community Bank of Broward. Bad loans, not enough reserves, shoddy earnings, questionable accounting practices…all things that the 1% do very well. I hope I’m wrong but isn’t that the bank that your husband is an officer and director of? Wasn’t that the bank that you did a midnight transfer for a few years back? I say “midnight” because you hoped everybody was sleeping and wouldn’t notice. At the heart of the matter you used the government as a short cut to personal profit and familial aggrandizement. That bank. That husband.

I am not sure whether you inspired Congresswoman Maxine Waters or you learned from her. It would be fair to say, at least in Congress, that there is honor among thieves.

Like I said, I hate it when bad things happen to good people.

If I am wrong allow me to offer a modern American Liberal apology. I am sorry but only if I offended anyone, particularly women and minorities.

But that’s not why I write.

When Congresswoman Gabriela Giffords was shot you leapt to the nearest open microphone with such élan that the prototypical modern American Liberal newshound, Senator Chuck U. Schumer, was impressed. Like a hog sniffing a truffle he can find a red camera light and an open mike in the next zip code.

You said that we must tone down our Rhetoric – You should have said Sophistry but since you have no knowledge, none, of Political Science or the place where such things were begun that I will grant you an indulgence because of invincible ignorance – because it was self-evident that she was shot because of hate filled talk radio, rabid Tea
Party partisans, the Koch Brothers, and that old reliable modern American Liberal piñata, Fox News.

It’s possible that with your busy schedule you didn’t know that the United States Attorney, a person who was appointed by President Obama, in Phoenix has decided that it would be impossible to prosecute the shooter.

The main reason is simple: He has snakes for brains.

He is neither able to understand the charges against him nor is he able to assist in his own defense. The Constitution mentions those Rights. [I always thought it passing strange that those Rights did not extend to Arkansas. The case of Ricky Ray Rector is like a turd in the punch bowl. It pops up at the worst time. I am still trying to find out if Hillary Rodham Clinton gave him a lap dance in the electric chair to keep him quiescent as he was being wired up to a dozen 12 volt batteries. Too bad that Ricky didn’t have a RESET button.] His life now consists of being in a room with a door with no inside handle; He appears to have mastered the art of one hand clapping. He spends most days packed in dry ice. For good behavior he gets a Thnorazine enema.

I mention the above because whatever drum the shooter marched to, it was not played by Rush Limbaugh.

Speaking of “civility”, did you see the video tape of South Carolina Democratic Party officials bashing a piñata? What made this different was that a picture of the Governor of South Carolina was on the piñata as a target. Every time the bat was swung the people at the party yelled “Raghead”.

The Governor of South Carolina is Nikki Haley. With the possible exception of Professor Pocohantas Warren, a liar soon to be employed as a greeter at the Mohegan Sun Casino, there is no more Indian woman in America. Professor Munchausen Warren bases her claim on 2 things. She put a recipe for poached soft shell crab with a remoulade sauce served on a bed of arugula, braised chard, and endives served with Corton Charlemagne into a cook book filled with recipes from her great, great, great, grandmother. The other proof is that Grammy’s beau, Long Knife, AKA Death to the Round Eyes, ate Custer’s heart.

Governor Halley looks like someone that Kipling wrote about. She doesn’t look like someone who has lived a lie all her life and has benefited greatly from it. In that regard Princess SummerFallWinterlLiar is the perfect role model for modern American Liberalism. She is like a car skidding on an icy street. The only thing that will stop her is the lamp post or the fire truck coming through the intersection.

Does “raghead” turn a political prank into a hate crime? Should some demented 99 percenter hit her with a bat would the Occupy Wall Street mob be culpable? How much liability would land at the feet of Bill Maher? How about George Soros?

That’s the problem with civility and free speech. It’s a two edged sword.

One of my favorite rabbis, Nat Hentoff, wrote a book entitled “Free Speech for Me but Not for Thee”.

It’s been some time since I’ve written to you. I hope you haven’t forgotten me.

If Curley Biden, a man for the term Wing Nut Moon Bat Loon was invented, gets any crazier are you going to allow him to go out in public?

Please don’t send the cops after me again.






Kevin Smith