December 21, 2014
Congressman Ted Deutsch
1300 Coral Springs Drive
Pompano Beach, FL 33071

RE: Why are you opposed to free speech? – Some comments on your brief op-ed in today’s unlinkablbnvce Sun Sentinel on why less freedom of speech is good for the bitter clingers who don’t know what’s good for them. [Did I just stumble on the year’s best definition of modern American Liberalism? Yes, Virginia, I did]

Congressman Deutsch,

How’s this for a headline?

Democratic Congressman Ted Deutsch favors North Korean repression

I read in today’s Sun Sentinel that you want to prevent Tom Steyer and George Soros from spending their own money to promote their ideas and the candidates who espouse them.

Tom Steyer made his money mining and selling dirty coal to 3rd world nations

They used it to produce manufactured goods made by exploited non-union labor. These countries later sold their products to Walmart who used them to trap low income folk using the lure of low prices. That many of these were single inner city moms, usually women of color with children in need of a good Ritalin program who lack the public transportation to get them to the healing oases of Midnight Basketball. It is a horror from which men turn their eyes.

Later in his life he came to be a worshiper of Gaia, the Goddess of an environmentally sensitive, 106% organic, self-renewing world, a world where the earth will cool and the oceans will recede just as soon as the Republicans cease to exist. Plus, lambs will volunteer to sleep with lions and polar bears, having been saved, will become vegans and fierce protectors of baby seals whose skin the filthy rich 1% idle ladies want to wear.

Step 1 is to ban Republicans as if they were made of DDT.

This is what he believes and, by G-d, he is willing to spend his own money to promote and promulgate these beliefs.

George Soros, and if the Guinness Book of Records needs one picture to highlight its “Going Along to Get Along” chapter, it will be him. From working in the Nazi death camps as a teenager and then adroitly switching horses in mid-stream by abandoning one murderer, Hitler, for a far more prodigious one, Stalin, he gave new credence to the adage that if you know the buttered side form the dry only good things can happen.

He made his money by attacking and conquering countries’ currencies, and he made a ton of it. If his policies were carried to their Logic al conclusion they would result in a government whose currencies would be subject to a raider such as him. Nevertheless, his ability to ride these 2 horses simultaneously in opposite directions is astonishing.

He spent car loads of his own money to defeat George W. Bush in 2000 and unelect him in2004. He spent as much plus much more to elect Barack H. Obama in 2008 and 2012.

[It is well to note that both Steyer and Soros used hedge fund devices to shield their swag form the tax man’s scythe. I am at a loss to explain why this was bad for Mitt Romney while it was worth not a mention for either Steyer or Soros. “Eclectic indignation” may be the answer but more research is needed.]

You condemn the Supreme Court for affirming 5 of the most important words in the English language. They are

CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW…”

Since you are not familiar with them, either by choice or by ignorance, I will tell you that they are the opening words of the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the United States.

Permit me to paraphrase Orwell…

ALL SPEECH IS FREE; SOME SPEECH IS MORE FREE THAN OTHERS

The cognitive dissonance required, nay, demanded of card carrying, fire breathing modern American Liberals, a cabal of sly vixens and vipers, whose favorite color is plaid, just to get through the day, is Herculean. Plus, it’s like shaving. No matter how well you do it on Sunday you have to get up on Monday and do it again.

The ability to say, without reaching for the barf bag, that you are opposed to capital punishment while you promote the legality of 4th and 5th trimester abortion is astonishing. That you can say folderol such as the above without being defenestrated is proof the God does indeed bless and protect his exceptional nation.

Accordingly, and because I can find no saving graces, none whatsoever, I name you

SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR

In addition to the above it is also self-evident that you are a putz of unparalleled proportions.

Since my contempt for you is not personal I close by extending to you a sincere non-denominational Seasons’ Greetings.




Kevin Smith
1401 S 15th Street #110
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33316



PS – If you want to get me something for Christmas how about singing a new Carol? “All I Want for Christmas is my Constitution” is its title. Move over Rudolph and Frosty. Here comes James Madison.

CC – Mitch Berger, Esq.