Saturday, September 27, 2008

“One of you is going to be President.”

“One of you is going to be President.”

That’s what the moderator said last night at Oxford, Mississippi.

Funny thing about modern American Liberals. A Republican candidate for President campaigned there once. He was accused of being as racially insensitive as any of those hard line Southern Senators. Names like Fullbright, Gore, Ervin, and Sparkman came flooding back. Not a peep last night. I guess History doesn’t count.

Of the many differences between modern American Liberals and Conservatives of any stripe is that Conservatives know that “Men are not Angels”.

Who knows? Maybe Pakistan deserves to be invaded. Senator B. Hussein Obama told us last night that the war in Iraq was wrong. He told us that the war in Afghanistan was good. Further, he told us that he would invade Pakistan.

We do know that it is not a nice neighborhood there. We do know that thugs rule there. We do know that Adolf Akmajinidad, of recent UN fame, Columbia University seminars, and CODE PINK picnics, wants nuclear weapons. We do know that he wants to destroy Israel and kill all the Jews. One of the past rulers of Pakistan said that “his people would eat dirt” if that’s what it took to get a nuclear weapon. They go one then they hanged him. Then they blew up his daughter. Like I said, “It’s not a nice neighborhood”.

Madeline Albright and Jimmy Carter convinced the Gomers in North Korea to give up their nuclear program, remember? Just kidding, just kidding. Can’t you take a joke? Those two rubes are lucky they came back with their shoes on. The American Army marched into Baghdad and Qadafi of Libya started to sound like he belonged to the Chamber of Commerce.

Imagine if the Israelis had not taken out the not quite finished nuclear plant at Osiris in 1981? General Schwarzkopf would have had a quite different set of facts staring at him after the other Hussein occupied Kuwait.. Grenada, Panama, Somalia, and Bosnia had some nasty characters. Imagine if they had nuclear weapons. Imagine if Iraq had them. Imagine if Iran gets them.

It is said that after Hitler invaded Poland a famous expert on Foreign Relations, a United States Senator, said, “If only I could have talked to him. This wouldn’t have happened.”

Thugs wet their pants when “useful idiots”, a Western species that will never, never be endangered, “talk” to them.

If we are concerned with what the Walloons, the Portuguese, the Maltese, the Beverly Hills swells, the tenured faculties at schools costing $50,000 a year to turn young brains into mush, the Editorial Board of the New York Times, and some left over burnt out aged hippies from Woodstock think about “us” then we should appoint Dr. Phil as our Talking Ambassador. The Duke of Wellington said, after reviewing some of his troops, “They may not scare the enemy but they terrify me.” I think William Ayres, a proud bomb thrower and good friend of the Democratic candidate, should talk to Hugo Chavez and any living Castro

I don’t much care if the new President doesn’t know the name of the temporary head of the Fugowi Province of Kafiristan. It is far, far better that this feral poltroon knows his name. And if that upsets the Catalans and the Dutch…too bad.

“A decent respect for the opinions of mankind” is good. As soon as all those swords are turned into plowshares and lions and lambs can lie down with each other without having to find a new lamb each night I’ll take another look at it.

Beethoven’s chorale was right. “All men should be brothers.”

It’s a tough world out there

Until that happens I think it would be wise to remember two Russian proverbs:

“Because the wolf shows you his teeth it
doesn’t mean he’s smiling at you.”

“Keep your ax handy.”

Who won last night’s debate?

The American people as soon as John McCain becomes President.





KS

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