September 13, 2014
Mitchell Berger, Esq.
Berger Singerman
350 E. Las Olas Blvd
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33301

RE: “Slippery slope” or “chilling effect”, 2 of the most terrifying things caused by Republicans who don’t like dirty movies.

Mr. Berger,

One of the beauties of being a practicing modern American Liberal, one of the most revealing, is the ability to say completely opposite things and make them mean whatever you want them to mean. Move over, Alice.

The United States Senate, under the wise and benevolent hand of Harry the Hack, and his faithful troll, Little Dick Durbin, spent 4 days trying to amend the First Amendment. In case you’ve forgotten it the one that starts with “Congress shall make no law…” That one, remember?

That they wanted to tweak the edges by using a flame thrower is proof that they never bring a knife to a gun fight. At its essence it wants to make money spent by the Koch Brothers on elections illegal whole allowing pelf from George Soros to be spread around like organically grown, vitamin and hormone free, bullshit to swamp the Republic. Orwell was right. All bullshit is equal but modern American liberal bullshit is more equal.

The point here is that smarmy modern American Liberals are paramount purveyors of POO, Perpetually Outraged and Offended. Beyond that they are “eclectically indignant” about what to be eclectically indignant about.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, she of the woeful countenance, the toxic tongue, and hair that makes Medusa wince, says that Republicans are “waging a war on women”. How is that #Bring Back Our Girls working out?

An unarmed Black teenager is shot and killed by a White police officer. Al Sharpton and his bitch butt boy, Eric Holder, have severely knotted knickers over this.

An unarmed White teenager is shot and killed by a Black police officer. Case closed. In fact, case never opened.

Michael Brown and Dillon Taylor. Look them up.

The comparison to Matthew Shepherd and Jesse Dirkhising is apt.

Jesse Dirkhising? It is important to mention his name, like Solzhenitsyn did for his dead jail mates in The Gulag Archipelago, lest he be forgotten.

One of my avocations is raising environmentally sensitive hackles. I now know that the ozone layer, the rascally imp that Vice President Alpha Gump told us was going over the hill 20 years – scratch that – 23 years ago has a great effect on my precious hackles. It has come back with a vengeance suggesting that based on their spectacular growth the Summer of Recovery may yet be upon us.

Nah. Just kidding.

Anyway, I was whelmed by a plethora of ozone. I had to work double time to get the crop in.

My next big move is to sell the stuff.

Market research indicates that the pompous farts who declare themselves to be part-time vegans will buy the stuff by the car load. It is always good to note that Hitler was, inter alia, the first prominent vegan of the 20th century.

Scratch a modern American Liberal and you get a browns shirt wanabee.

Is it ISIL or ISIS?

Is it a war or is it “round up the usual suspects”?

How is #bringbackourgirls working out?

Get back to me.




Kevin Smith