January 31, 2016

Boss Mitch Caesar, Esq.

Broward Democratic Party

1832 N. University Drive

Plantation, FL 33322

RE: 3 things

AVE MITCH!

#1 – President B.O. said that  he was told that there was no security breach in re the Clinton e-mails, both scrubbed and unscrubed.

#2 – Josh Earnest, the toadish shill for the White House and the recipient of many well-earned beatings in his high school cafeteria, announced that the FBI had no problem with Clinton’s e-mails.

 #3 - President B. O. will speak at a mosque that says it is OK to murder by suicide bombing. The Grand Mufti has not yet ruled whether or not a gay Muslim gets to pick the sex of his 6 dozen virgins. The head WOG Also says that Jews are descended from pigs and monkeys and should be killed on sight.

The first two are easy.

Who told the President and his smarmy “flack catcher” that the fix was in with regards to an ongoing FBI investigation?

I still bear the scars of investigations by 2 different U. S. Attorneys.

 Where does it say in the First Amendment that it’s Kosher to leak info from an ongoing FBI investigation or Grand Jury proceeding? [The obvious exception was Nixon and Watergate because, jeepers creepers, it was Nixon and somebody had to avenge Alger Hiss, right?]

Senator Howard Baker [R-Tenn] had a famous mantra when he was on the Senate Watergate committee. “What did the President know and when did he know it”?

[2 things of note: Senator Sam Ervin [D-NC], a genuine hero of modern American Liberals, spent his entire adult life trying to keep little Black boys from going to school with little White girls. Honest Injun. You could look it up. Also, Hillary Clinton did not work for the Senate committee. She worked for the House committee where she was, Honest Injun, you could look it up, fired for lying. That’s why White Watergate and Travelgate were so easy. Craig Livingstone? Lani Guinier? Web Hubbel? Ah, the good old days!]

It’s really simple. 

Either the President lied about the investigatioin and made his statements for political gain or he broke at least 3 Federal laws and trampled 4 canons of Judicial Ethics?  Take your time, either way, “Nothing lost save honor”

#3 is a bit more sticky.

Do you remember when President Reagan, AKA the Great Regan, said a silent prayer at a military cemetery at Bitburg at a graver filled with dead German soldiers? That some were Nazis there can be no doubt. That they were going to be dead for a long time there can be no doubt either. Doubtless, many of them did things quite beyond the pale of modern warfare. Alas, when we “cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war” strange things happen. 

The tales of the Iliad, of Henry the Fifth at Harfleur, of the Marines at day 3 of Tarawa, are conveniently misremembered. 

General Curtis LeMay, the American equivalent of “Bomber” Harris, said in June , 1945 that the US ah dot win the war. If we didn’t eh would be tried as a war criminal. 

Page 38 of “The Battle of Leyte Gulf” tells of Admiral Halsey, another true son of New Jersey, calling the Japanese ‘little yellow monkey fucking rat bastards”. He would say that right after he said that “the only good Jap was a dead Jap”. If Halsey’s comments offend you the only way to express your outrage is to boycott Exit 13 on the New Jersey because it was named after him. Vince Lombardi got a truck stop named after him.

Anyway, the “eclectically indignant” moral outrage of “mAL POO” – “modern American Liberal Perpetually Outraged and Offended” -  reacted as if he sneezed vipers and shed black widows. 

Will the same tsunami-like torrent of opprobrium and billingsgate be tossed at President B. O.?

Just kidding, just kidding.

His missing “7 or 8 states”, one of which will have the Holy Grail of lexicography , the heretofore missing “Austrian-English Dictionary plus Rhyming Guide”, a signed first edition to boot, will be found before anyone criticizes him.

VALE MITCH!

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – I am starting to feel the Bern. Are you?