April 13, 2016

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

DNC Big Boss Lady

430 S. Capitol St – SE

Washington, DC 20003

Dear Debbie Darling,

Do you remember Cindy Sheehan?

Her son was killed in battle in Iraq. She became the face and voice of opposition to war in general, the Iraqi war in particular, and in the most personal of terms, the Presidency of George W. Bush,

Maureen Dowd of the New York Times said “the moral authority of parents who have buried children killed in battle is absolute”. Thus armed, she became the favorite of

modern American Liberals and their lap dogs, the mainstream media, in their quest to make George W. Bush into an amalgam of Attila, Hitler, and John Dillinger.

Do you remember in the days before the Great Reagan beat the Russkies and won the Cold War? If an aparatchick fell into disfavor the Commies didn’t just shoot him, his family, and his dog but they erased his memory. Photos of him standing with the Bosses suddenly appeared with a blank space where he had stood applauding the new 5 year Plan for agriculture or the success of the Soviet weightlifting team. 

Thus, when Cindy Sheehan ran against Nancy Pelosi in the Democratic Primary she became a non-person. Doubtless there is a file somewhere in your office with hard evidence showing that she worked for the Koch Brothers for years and was a member of the NRA when she was in the wholesale cocaine business. Plus, she was latent Right to Lifer. 

4 Americans were killed in Libya on September 11, 2012. One of them was killed in a most savage, gruesome manner because he was thought to be a homosexual. In this country the death of any homosexual, be he killed by AIDS or by homophobia, causes the nation to hold its breath and mourn and never, never to forget. Harvey Milk and Matthew Shepherd leap to mind.

When the bodies were returned to Dover AFB Secretary Clinton was there. In view of the flag draped coffins she told the mothers that the murders were caused by an anti-Islamic video and that the United States would “get him”.

When one of the mothers relayed the conversation Hillary Clinton said that she lied. Not her but, rather, the mother.

Using the Logical and Rhetorical construct so artfully presented by Maureen Dowd the media should have been ablaze with this story.  They were not.

The only conclusion a reasonable observer can come to is that the media, print or electronic, are so smitten with Hillary Clinton that they would rather give themselves colonoscopies with white hot steel wool than to criticize her. After all, no obstacle must be allowed to impede her ascent to the throne. After all, she earned it. After all, she was the ‘90s poster girl for abused and humiliated wives. After all, she and her good buddy Red Bone the Broker made a lot of money. After all, she was on the Board of Directors of Walmart. After all, she got her husband to execute Ricky Ray Rector, a retarded Black man, to show that modern American Liberals could be tough on crime. Nobody was going to miss him. After all, he wasn’t Julius Rosenberg. Some chick.

I write to you, not in anticipation of you taking up the cudgels of righteous indignation – Think of the tumescent squeals of modern American Liberals in defense of the release of the purloined Pentagon Papers – because my note to you in re the record of institutional perfidy so perverse that honest men must retch will live forever in the electronic ether world that former Vice President Alpha Gump invented. Forgive me but I never did thank him.

I have to leave you now. I don’t run on Colored people’s time like Hillary.

Kevin Smith

PS – In order to cement her Pro-Choice, Pro-Death chops there is a rumor that her first executive order will be to permit 4^th trimester abortions. Also, 276 Nigerian Christian girls were kidnapped 2 years ago. How is the #BringBackOurGirls campaign going? Do you think she may label this “Islamic Terrorism”, at least retroactively?