March 6, 2017

Greg Meyer – “Spokesman”

Fort Lauderdale Airport

2200 SW 45^th Street

Dania Beach, FL 33312

RE: “He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers, to harass our people and eat out their substance.”

Mr. Meyer,

“The best use of the parking garage is to generate

the revenue to maintain our low-cost infra-structure…”

The Sun Sentinel

March 5, 2017

Page 20A

You

Astonishing. Simply astonishing. And on several different levels

#1 – The airport hires smart people to launch and land planes safely. I guess the goals that Affirmative Action suggests compelled it to hire a dumb ass, you, for example, someone like you, to maintain the modern American Bell Curve of really smart v really dumb.

#2 – The customer is profit. Everyone on the other side of the counter, everyone, including you, especially you, is overhead.

#3 – Here’s another light bulb idea. In the dreaded private sector, all successful businesses, regardless of what business they are in, have one huge thing in common. It is like the silver tip grizzly sitting, quietly, in the corner. If you open the envelope you will see “happy customers” as the common denominator. 

#4 – “I will not insult my customers nor will I take advantage of them.” Repeat as many times as necessary.

It raising revenues in ever increasing amounts is your

raison d’etre I suggest that here are several

untapped sources of revenue.

A – If you are being mugged the police will not intervene until you give them $100 towards the purchase of a new bullet proof vest.

B – The firemen stay on the truck until they get $100 for chow for the Dalmatian.

C – Put the taxman on commission. The more money he makes for his bosses the more he makes for himself. An all-around win/win.

D – Make all involved in any construction permitting process partners in the venture. Talk about “shovel ready” jobs getting the high-ball green light. Use the template of the Chinese People’s Liberation Army. Those Gomers sure know how to get that building built. Who says we can’t learn from foreigners, particularly the clever Chinese.

E – Traffic cops can “create” their own express lanes and off-hour reduced tolls for a small emolument.

F – Charge admission and exit fees to and from all government buildings + no change given.

G – Rent a Judge day. Legalize it and tax it, just like marijuana.

I – Have a means test for public transit fares.

J – How about a sale/lease back for the airport. Monetize the asset, you putz.

It seems to me that the qualifications for your job are simple: A double digit IQ, total tone deafness, y dos cojones grandes. Where else can those dumb schmucks go? Besides, “If God didn’t want them shorn he wouldn’t have made them sheep.”

Kevin Smith

PS – I almost forgot. No Milton Friedman or George Orwell books in airport book stores.

March 5, 2017

Senator Gary Farmer, Esq.

111 East Las Olas Blvd.

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33301

RE: Is 66% the magic number? – Some questions and comments on you mini Op-Ed in today’s Sun Sentinel about the joys of participatory democracy.

Senator Farmer,

Allah Akbar!

You proudly proclaim that 66% of Florida State students voted to make FSU a “sanctuary campus”. The rule for impeachment and for the ratification of treaties calls for a 2/3rds aye vote. Still it is an impressive number. It is a bit more impressive than the 62% of Florida voters who voted to keep marriage a contract between 2 people, one of whom is male with the other being a female. I feel I must add that they both should be of the same species. Why is 66% great while 62% ain’t so great?

Why not have the people decide the guilt or the innocence, and, most importantly, the punishment of anyone charged with murder? That way the voice of the people will be heard and their will shall be done. Thumbs up. Thumbs down. It worked pretty well in the Coliseum, remember?

Why not take a campus vote on whether or not to mandate open book exams? How about no classes before 10 AM? How about free beer? While they’re voting, how about asking them to decide if the somewhat condescendingly racist “Seminole” nickname should be dropped in favor of ‘Brutalized Aborigines”?

Why not have the people vote on whether or not you get paid? My grandfather always marveled at a little-known poser of nature: Why are there more horses’ asses than horses’ heads? Even factoring in “The Godfather” the numbers should always be equal as in one horse’s head and one horse’s ass per horse There is a beauty in that symmetry.

Each time you utter an astonishingly ohmadahnish statement, one that screams, “I am an asshole”, a big chunk of your paycheck gets whacked. In your case, it won’t take long before you’ll be hitchhiking your sad-sacked, sorry ass on Interstate 75 to Tallahassee – hopefully on the North bound side, you boob – to huddle up with the other dunces in your coven of modern American Liberal legislators

I hope your children are adopted

To paraphrase Mr. Justice Holmes, “1 generation of idiots is enough”.

Kevin Smith

PS – Your C.V. says that you majored in History. Clio is still my Muse. Surely you remember all the warnings from the time of the agora right up to Philadelphia in the summer of 1787 about the pitfalls of democracy. You do, don’t you? Why not have Franklin’s admonition about what kind of government we have tattooed on the inside of your eyelids as a reminder of the consequences of your vote, any vote? I fear that you may not be familiar with Calhoun’s Theory of Nullification. That was the one that was finally proved wrong, with the science being settled at Appomattox, after a vigorous debate preceded by a full and frank discussion of the issues. If you are not familiar with it send a SASE. I’ll type slowly so as not to overwhelm you.

March 8, 2017

Abby Freedman

Broward Board of Education

600 SE 3^rd Avenue

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33301

RE: The return of George Wallace and I can’t believe who is welcoming him. Some questions and comments on the ladies of the Broward County Board of Education soiling their knickers in the rush to welcome him.

Dear Abby,

For years, I have been advocating, some might say hectoring, that it is time to hold History teachers to the same high standards imposed on the football coach. My efforts have fallen short.

It is obvious no one among you has ever heard of John C. Calhoun’s Theory of Nullification. I won’t spoil the joys of a Google search for you but, like T.S. Eliot, I will start at the end.

Unlike the buncome in re A/Cs in Florida drowning polar bears, the Theory of Nullification is settled. It is null and void like Ptolemy and Fred Hoyle. After several decades of a full and frank discussion and after a most vigorous debate, indeed the most vigorous debate this country has ever had, the jury decided unanimously that Nullification didn’t work. The verdict was delivered at Appomattox on April 9, 1865. Look it up.

Alas, like Dracula and carping harridans, it won’t stay dead.

George C. Wallace stood, defiantly, in the front door of the school house and said, “The wind and the rain may enter but the King may not.” The King’s man stepped up and handed him a piece of paper and said, “Step aside.” Wallace, “smart and no fool”, stepped aside. Let the record show that standing behind that man were several dozen U.S. Marshalls, men with badges and guns, men who were ready to enforce the law. It seems that you have either forgotten or never learned that when it comes to Florida law v Federal law the Feds have all the high cards and you have to fill an inside straight.

And now the prospect of all Broward schools, by BoE ukase, becoming “sanctuary schools”, is beyond parody. Almost.

You, as Board chair, have drawn the short straw

If it is any comfort to you, as they drag your sorry ass to the Federal pokey, you can think of Socrates, Saint Paul, Thomas More, Nathan Hale, Robert Emmet, Thoreau, Gandhi, Cardinal Mindzsenty, Martin Luther King, Mandel, and Bernardo Olivieros, CSO. They regarded time in the nick as the same as a day at the beach.

You go girl!

Is it true that, even on Chick Day, female teachers in Broward are paid 79% of what male teachers are paid? [How many ladies were absent today? Will they be docked a day’s pay?]

Is it true that Obama was going to sign an executive order on Inauguration day mandating that Mrs. Clinton would be paid as much as he was? No uterine haircut for her, by crikey!.

Is it true that part of the FUBARed school construction bond will be used to retro-fit all the misogynistic urinals with toilet seats?

Is it true that people delivering mail to the Board of Education are now known as person persons? Is it true that when plumbers respond to an emergency on school property they access the pipes by descending through a person hole?

Is it true that all Broward basketball coaches must call it person to person defense? Same in football for pass coverage. Is it true that all Broward coaches of traditional male sports must exhort their teams by saying “Person up”?

Am I the only one to notice that all the members of the 9-member Board have to sit down to pee? Would that survive a close look by the gender equity police? Shouldn’t at least 4 seats be set aside for some guys? The “disparate impact” on girls trans gendering to guys must be enormous. Some of these inbetweeners have 5 o’clock shadows at noon. They need role models.

I’ll be with you, at least in spirit, at the barricades.

Wear old clothes and bring a tooth brush.

Kevin Smith

PS – Do know if any of the female teachers who did not take the day off have any seminars on why clitoridectomies, permitted and encouraged in countries under Sharia law, should be “discouraged” here? How about the stoning of women taken in adultery? It takes two to even do an unsuccessful horizontal tango. Wy not duct tape the guy and toss off the roof. Do any of your art teachers use the Mohammed cartoons as teachable moments? Just asking.

March 5, 2017

Clarence McKee

McKee Communications

11550 Heron Bay Blvd

Coral Springs, FL 33076

RE: Woe is us! What to do? Some comments on your Jeremiad-like mini Op-Ed in today’s Sun Sentinel about Broward County’s “race problem”.

Mr. McKee,

Your eclectic use of statistics – 8 Black Judges v 82 White Judges, $43,000 Black median income v $74,000 White median income, 9% Black unemployment v 4.4% White unemployment, 54 Black EMTs v 846 White EMTs – leads you to the inexorable conclusion that Broward County has a “race problem”. 

[Please note that I am not mentioning the disproportionate number of Black NBA players. Do you think that a set aside should be created for over-weight, can’t jump White point guards? “Fairness” is all, right?]

In typical, oh so typical modern American Liberal fashion you confusingly conflate causation with correlation. Also, you are a willing victim of a Logical fallacy now 25 centuries old: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc. On the other hand, if it weren’t for tautologies modern American Liberals wouldn’t be able to think at all.

How is it possible that after 8 years of “cooling the earth and calming the seas”  Broward County could have any kind of problem, let alone a “race problem”? Didn’t the Obama reign lead us to the peaceable kingdom of a “post racial society”? Further, Broward County gives Homerically monstrous majorities to every modern American Liberal candidate put up for election. If Dr. Mengele were to appear on the ballot he would be elected by numbers not seen since the glory days of Hudson County, New Jersey Row A bullet voting. [I know because I am from there.] I believe we are but 2 election cycles away from manatee suffrage. Clock a ticket.

Speaking of Dr. Mengele…Since Roe v Wade ca. 3/8ths of the abortions performed in this country have been on women of color. May I ask, why with the exception of the late Nat Hentoff, no public figure has ever used the word genocide when mentioning this? If Black Lives Matter shouldn’t all Black Lives Matter? Who knows how many Obamas or O.J. Simpsons or Ben Carsons or Willy Hortons have gone down the abattoir’s drain?

Could you share your solution to this “problem”?

Raising the minimum wage is a good start. Why be unemployed at $10 an hour when you can be unemployed at $15 an hour? Just think how good inner city youths will feel about themselves when they are unemployed at $22.50 an hour? They’ll all be farting through silk!

Do you think it may be time for a Sherman-like March through the slavery imposed on Black kids by Teachers unions? It worked the first time it was tried. Why not try it again? As President Trump said, “You ain’t got nothing to lose”

Speaking of schools…do you know why the Obama girls didn’t go to any of the really fine public schools in Washington, DC? To Hell with Ivy League acceptances, with the amount of money spent per student per the system should have 3 Rhodes Scholars and 2 Nobel Prize winners a year. Every year.

Is bullying of trans gendering obese teens afflicted with the heartbreak of psoriasis, particularly the ones who live with a single mom just a White problem or does the minority community share the grief caused by it?

Some may say I have too much time on my hands. I prefer to think that if I don’t ask the tough questions no one may.

Get back to me, OK?

Kevin Smith

February 26, 2017

Brittany Waldman

The Sun Sentinel

RE: Thank God for Professor Vivaldi, the not Eye-Tie climatologist who does something about the weather. Some comments about your Page 1 story about the inexorable march of time and tide.

Ms Waldman,

And I used to think that herding cats was tough!

“…Broward County put a financing program in place

 for homeowners who want to tap solar energy.”

Page 1

You

Solar energy will cause the seas to calm and the earth to cool? Will it also solve the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle? Will the “financing program” be in the expense budget or the capital budget? It’s been 20 years since the God awful Swerdlow airport sale/leaseback deal. It’s been almost 20 years since Broward County tried to give a hotel to a Black man. Thank God he didn’t have the sense to say yes. Perhaps solar power will be used to run the unicorn ranch or the not for profit rainbow stew co-op. If you put them in charge of the beach in 6 months they would be importing sand. 

I doubt they could find their asses using all their hands

Pop quiz:

#1 – If sea levels are rising have water front property prices gone down? If not, why not?

#2 – If sea levels are rising have banks stop making mortgages on water front properties?

#3 – If sea levels are rising why does the United States government still provide insurance coverage for water front properties?

#4 – Truth in lending requires full disclosure of all the costs and risks of the loan>

Shouldn’t Broward County require the borrower to be made aware that his property will soon have snook and manatees gamboling in the garage apartment?

The first time I saw the sea come down my street was when I lived on Darby Lane in Sea Bright, NJ. It actually met up with the Shrewsbury River. That was in 1949.

I had a friend who got his father a job in the Hudson County Courthouse as an elevator operator. There was some confusion when he discouraged the passengers from  pushing the buttons for the floors. He would do that, thank you very much. Thus, when I read of the creation of a “chief climate resilience officer” I recalled the good old days. If you have any juice or any markers could you get me that job? I would earn my pay in the first 15 minutes. For 20 years I have been asking the Sun Sentinel to show us the way, to make us face the inconvenient truth that we are doomed. I have been asking them to turn off all the A/Cs in buildings that they occupy. You will get that warm and fuzzy feeling, particularly in August, the feeling that all modern American Liberals long for, of saving the world in general and, simultaneously, undrowning all those polar bears. The baby seals might have a different take on it but you can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs, right?

I admire your artful conflation of tautologies, non-sequiturs, shibboleths, and balloon juice blather. Without them mALs would be EEG flat line. It sure beat the pee out of not thinking at all.

It’s time to get ready for Professor Vivaldi’s quarterly weather report. It’s due in a bit more than 3 weeks.

KEVIN SMITH

1401 SE 15ht Street #110

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33316

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – And yes, when I am not wearing my RIGHT-WING CONSPIRATOR ball cap I am wearing my PROUD GLOBAL WARMER one

February 25, 2017

Kevin Cook – Director of Communications

City Hall

228 S. Massachusetts Avenue

Lakeland, FL 33801

RE: The Leg lamp controversy

Mr. Cook,

“If people are offended by a leg, we really apologize.”

You

Let the record show that the leg in question is an 8 feet high leg covered in fish net stockings atop which sits a lamp used, presumably and forgive me, to light the way.

I don’t know whether you said the above with a smirk or a whimper. Since you appear to be a mid-level apparatchik my money is on the whimper. In typical modern American Liberal fashion, you seem to be apologizing only if someone bellyaches.

If that is the case stay the Hell out of Florence. That’s the one in Italy, not the one in South Carolina. There is a 10-foot-tall statue of David sitting in the town square. Try as you might you can’t help but notice his pecker and his cojones. HIs male member is in a non-tumescent state but who knows what the wily sculptor, a multi-talented Eye-Tie named Mikey Buonarotti, a true Renaissance man, had in mind.

Al Goldstein, he of Hustler magazine fame, a man who never came to know the baby Jesus, had a huge plastic hand facing the Intracoastal in Pompano Beach. The middle finger was extended skyward. Quien sabe how many were offended by that. 

If a leg can get you to grovel you better keep Duchamp’s “Nude Descending a Staircase” out of town. 

Being somewhat familiar with female anatomy who gets to turn the light on? And where is the switch?

Kevin Smith

February 20, 2017

Commissioner Earl Maucker

Light House Point, FL

Commissioner Maucker,

In yesterday’s Sun Sentinel your mini op-ed you used the term appalling behavior.

A reporter said that Mrs. Trump was a “hooker”. Another one said that Trump was banging his daughter.

I assume that qualifies as appalling behavior.

What do you think is the appropriate response to the above.

President Truman said he would kick a Washington Post reporter in his cojones for a bad review of his daughter’s singing. Should Trump be granted the same spousal/parental rights?

February 20, 2017

Commissioner Tim Ryan

Broward County Commission

115 S. Andrews Avenue

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33301

Commissioner Ryan,

In your mini op-ed in Sunday’s Sun Sentinel you discuss Uber and Lyft. Like the Internet they are sore spots for modern American Liberals for the same reason. They burst out into the marketplace – Shades of Zeus’s forehead! – fully grown and fully functioning. And, as such, they escaped the death grip of mindless, soulless bureaucrats.

There is no sense being an elected mAL unless you can de-nut something.

Further, you use the term level the playing field and the word fairness.

Would having a Fugowi grandmother, not quite full blown AIDS, and being a bullying victim with an eating disorder qualify me to have a caring 3^rd party, someone well versed in iniquities of a medical, political, and social nature, level the playing field for any ventures I can engage in? Wouldn’t that be fairness writ large?

Speaking of fairness, may I have a one sentence definition of it? May I see the list of standards used to define it? May I ask who defines it?

Quis custodies custodiet is still a good question, right?

Kevin Smith

February 24, 2017

Governor Dannel Malloy

State Capitol

210 Capitol Avenue

Hartford, CT 06106

Governor Malloy

“Diminished capacity” is a good defense when both the law and the facts are against you. If we add your addiction to the upside down, head up your ass, complete suspension of the rules in re gravity that all votaries of modern American Liberalism must pledge undying fealty and obeisance to with the one trait common to all such smarmy bastards – yes, you – share; i.e. “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome” you get a pass to the land of Oz, to the land of Nod, that welcomes and nurtures ohmadahns such as you.

The same Logic that enabled the Obama administration to tell you that all urinals in all public schools must now have toilet seats or we will stop sending money to you applies to sanctuary cities.

It is indeed passing strange that while Yale University tries to air brush a la the glory days of the Bukharin era Politburo John C. Calhoun, Class of 1804, down the memory hole without which modern American Liberals would surely go mad you have embraced his Theory of Nullification. It is the theory that says if you don’t like a Federal law you don’t have to obey it. Once the Star Chamber POOs – Perpetually Outraged and Offended – have ruled your one way, non-refundable ticket to the undiscovered country “from which no traveler ever returns” is nailed to your forehead, except whe3n it fits the du jour whine.

You seem to have forgotten that the theory was disproved in 1865. The matter was settled at Appomattox, remember? It was called the American Civil War, you putz.

Kevin Smith

PS – I am beginning a hunger strike to support the election of Congressman Keith Ellison, AKA Ali Baba, as head of the Democratic National Committee, He then must work overtime to guarantee the 2020 Presidential ticket of Senator PrincessSummerFallWinterWarren and closet Nazi Congresschick Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

February 16, 2017

  Res judicata came to pass at Appomattox. The Union was preserved and the slaves were freed thanks to Lincoln who less than a year earlier was called a “baboon” by his 1864 Democratic opponent and his water carrier, the New York Times.

No mention of the Civil War can be made without mentioning and praising the names of Grant, Sherman, and Sheridan. [Permit me to add 2 more to the list that began with Achilles. My father’s father had 2 uncles who fought at Gettysburg with the Irish Brigade.  One of them is still there, “wrapped in his faded coat of Blue”.]

I used a Latin term because, way back when, Latin was mandatory if you wanted to gain an atrium baccalaureate from Yale University. John C. Calhoun was a member of the class of 1804 and, presumptively, familiar with it.

President Kennedy said, “Calhoun was one of the 6 most important Senators in History”.

It was Calhoun who posited the Theory of Nullification. Simply put, hopefully not simplistically, it states that any state can “nullify” any Federal action that its legislature or people find unacceptable for any reason. Can it be a coincidence that Fort Sumter is in Charleston, South Carolina? Why it was left untouched, why it was not leveled like Carthage or Dresden or Nagasaki is beyond me. 

Grant pounded them. Sherman made them “howl”. Sheridan starved them. Thus, was the question of nullification settled. As the Chinese say, “That rice is cooked”, a figurative translation of res judicata.

Enter sanctuary cities.

Modern American Liberals, the ones who swear that a goal is not a quota, the ones who think that shitting on a police car in Manhattan is a good way to promote economic justice, the ones who say that while all speech is free some speech is freer than others, the ones who say that circular reasoning is really a parabolic curve, the ones who think tautologies are divinely [NB the lower case] inspired, know that Federal law covering immigration is unjust. It is also immoral, unenforceable, racist, bigoted, sexist, agoraphobic, and just plain mean. Righteous people have no choice but to disobey the law, just like Calhoun said they could.

A good physician knows that while all drugs can be fatal it is the dose that counts.

If you can break 1 Federal law why can’t you break 2? How about 13? 27? 69?

And then we have a ukase that says if Dirty Willy, the man least likely to be chosen as a tent mate, decides he feels like a lady he can use the ladies’ room.

The NFL tells Texas – Texas! – that there will be no more Super Bowls unless uni-sex Johns become the only option.

Forget about using the National Guard to roundup law breaking illegal aliens [“law breaking”? “illegal”? Did I just repeat myself?] Logic would dictate that all urinals must have toilet seats, right?

So everything old is new again.

Many thanks and much praise must go to Sir Arnold Lunn for 2 things:

#1 – He euchred Goebbels and Hitler in 1935 when only Churchill knew what they were.

#2 – He coined the term “eclectic indignation” without which modern American Liberals would be limited to bed wetting, nose picking, and pants shitting.

If Rosie O’Donnell wakes up one day feeling like Duke Wayne will some Judge force Notre Dame to make her wedgie buster on its special teams?

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – “I am the King’s good servant but God’s first” were the last words Thomas More said before the ax hit him. “You have no choice but to send me to jail” is what Gandhi told the Judge who was reluctant to do so. If you can’t live with a law disobey it and accept the consequences. There is always room for one more hero.

Yale university will rename Calhoun College. Does that mean they want to see Federal laws on immigration enforced more vigorously?

February 19, 2017

Donna Fusco – President

6000 N. University Drive

Tamarac, FL 33321

RE: Some comments on your mini op-ed in today’s Sun Sentinel.

Ms. Fusco,

First, 2 small things, things no bigger than a man’s fist on the horizon, like tiny punch bowl turds, that must be addressed.

#1 – Your by-line lists you as President of the “Broward Teacher’s Union”. I may be going out on a limb here but I think you have more than one member. If so, shouldn’t it be “Broward Teachers” Union”? I know, I know, perhaps the rule of de minimis… should apply. Did you ever notice that the chain used for measuring first downs is ten yards regardless of where the game is played? Not nine yards, two feet, ten inches. Ten yards. Every time. Did I ever tell you about my plan for raising geometry scores and because of the increase maybe adding to self-esteem plus, who knows, maybe decreasing bullying?

For centuries pi has been 3.1416. Change it to 3.0 and watch those scores rocket! The problem of bridges falling down will be dealt with later.

#2 – In typical modern American Liberal fashion you criticize Secretary DeVos for having the temerity to visit a public school. Moreover, it is described as “one of the most outstanding schools in Washington”. Terms like “the world’s tallest midget” or “the world’s smartest bear” leap to mind. I hope I can find the strength to resist using them. If I do I may have to include “the third widest building in Wichita”. Here is where I reveal my smart-ass side. Has that “outstanding school ever had any students named Obama, Clinton, or Gore? Should I mention that they were, all of them, residents of public housing? Doubtless, you know that the Bush girls went to Westlake Public High, an “outstanding” school in Austin, Texas. You knew that, didn’t you?

As a condition of candidacy, don’t you think all – all, with no exceptions – children of elected officials be required to attend public schools?

You say that if Secretary DeVos wants to “learn firsthand what challenges public schools face” she should “chat with the Presidents of the 10 largest teacher unions”. Didn’t the President of the Miami/Dade union go to jail because he couldn’t stop stealing hot stoves? There is honor in being an outright thief. It beats going to jail for playing “hide the salami” with prepubescent – Help me out here – boys, girls, or thannies? Is he pout of jail? Is he back teaching? Maybe in a sanctuary city?

Since ab ovum time with the Department of Education does anyone know how much money has been spent on solving those challenges? 

Let’s start with some empirical data.

How well was Johnny reading then?

How well is Johnny reading know?

Was it worth it?

If it wasn’t, stop spending it.

How about shooting tenure? Name another profession that has it. How about hazard pay for teaching in “inner city” city schools? How about bonuses equal to a year’s pay for extraordinary performance? How about firing every 4^th administrator? Put the names in a hat and give every 4^th one the chop. How about year-round school? How about holding the English teacher to the same standards as the football coach?

Silly me. I still wonder why baloney rejects the grinder.

Kevin Smith

PS – It’s not too late to tackle the thorny subject of punctuation marks. Do the names Strunck&White ring a bell? Send a SASE.

February 14, 2017

Senator Jeff Markley

405 E 8^th Street #2010

Eugene, Oregon 97400

Senator Markley,

I have watched you for the last month as you pranced around the Senate during the various confirmation proceedings. I immediately thought that you once could have held the state record for high school atomic wedgies and serious nuggies.

My father, the legendary Judge Smith, had special terms for special people.

“He’s meaner than cat shit.”

Not only were your born for the title you worked to get it the old-fashioned way. No

modern American Liberal Affirmative Action for you. You earned it, fair and square. Also, I can tell you that while it is just February you have the inside track for a most prestigious, highly coveted award:

SMARMY BASTARD of the YEAR

Since I grant them I can assure you that the fix is in. Congratulations!

Kevin Smith

1401 SE 15^th Street #110

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33316

February 14, 2017

Patrick Glackin

93 Broughton Avenue

Bloomfield, NJ 07003

Patrick,

God but how your father loved that name!

I write to tell you of the profound sense of grief I felt when I heard your father had died.

He was my friend.

We were classmates at Saint Mary’s Grammar School in Bayonne.

We were classmates and team mates at Marist High School.

I have an image, one which is limned into my memory, of your father flying through the night at Harrison, NJ on Friday night, September 30, 1960. We wore gold; they wore blue. He blocked their punt. As a center I vowed never to snap a ball over the punter’s head. I dribbled a few but never sent one over his head.

I add that my mother loved him.

He would call and get me out of some social scrape requiring in house detention. Having succeeded we would set off on a teenage adventure with Staten Island being the destination.

Tempus fugits magna cum celeritate for old men.

My sympathy and prayers go out to you on the loss of your Dad.

He was my friend before he was your Dad.

JPG – RIP

KS

February 13, 2017

Congressman Ted Deutch

7900 Glades Road – 250

Boca Raton, FL 33434

Congressman Deutch,

As you may know, I am bound and determined not be cliché-ridden.

If I am to be saddled with a modern American Liberal Congressman, why settle for a half-assed horse’s ass? Why not have a true wing nut moon bat in DC? Why not the best? Why not you?

Today’s subject is retroactive eclectic indignation. The specific incident is the decision – a real “Profile in Courage” I might add – is the decision of Yale University to send the name Calhoun College down the always convenient modern American Liberal memory hole. [There is something eerily Orwellian about that but I’ll leave that for a different forum.]

President Kennedy thought he was  “one of the 6 most important Senators in American History” but what the Hell does he know? After discovering the “missile gap” he was telling the country that he would defend Quemoy and Matsu. In addition to promising to “get the country moving again” by cutting taxes, he set the land record for White House horizontal tangoes that stood until Big Bill Clinton, the King of the Oval Office One-Eyed Trouser Snakes, got there.

But I digress.

I am too easily distracted by the righteous outrage and high dudgeon caused by the foibles of card carrying modern American Liberals. I have no choice but to respond, it being such a “target rich environment”. Still, I must guard against over swinging. Lord knows, after the shouting and yelling they stand there supinely with their “upturned necks awaiting the ax”.

If Calhoun gets the chop isn’t it time to get Senator Russell’s name off the Senate building? He was from Georgia. He wanted to send his “colored Nigrahs” to the rest of the country to see what they were missing. Honest. He said it. And he said it on the floor of the United States Senate.

How about Senator Stennis? He spent his entire public life, just like Senator Ervin and Senator Gore, trying to keep little Black boys from going to school with little White girls. We named a friggin’ nuclear aircraft carrier after him. 

Some suggestions could include the Saul Alinsky/Bill Ayers Senate Office Building. We may not be ready for the USS Willy Horton but maybe it’s time for the USS Al Sharpton.

If we are to believe Justice Marshall Woodrow Wilson was the vilest, most racist President in the 20^th century. We send American students all over the world in his name. Ditto for Senator Fulbright. The sound you hear is tinkling brass.

2 of the Presidents on Mount Rushmore owned slaves. One of them apparently had a taste for brown sugar.

The beat goes on.

How about Senator Robert Byrd, AKA “Sheets”? He used to wear them when he was the Kleagle in charge of recruiting for the Ku Klux Klan. He was also known as the “Cicero of the Senate”.

Don’t forget Vice President Garner. How about Vice President Barkley? Let the record show that it was Albin – not Charles. Don’t forget Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Sparkman. He ran with Adlai Stevenson, the noblest modern American Liberal of them all.

Maybe we can learn from the Taliban. They blew up a 2500-year-old Buddha because he wasn’t Allah. BTB, maybe Allah ain’t so akbar after all. 

We could have a lottery open to the POO. POO is short hand for Perpetually Outraged and Offended. We would have to include single moms, usually women of color, women with children in need of a good Ritalin program, to see who blows up Mount Rushmore. OK. OK Half of Mount Rushmore

Silly me. I forget to mention that they were all Democrats. 

Like I said, a “target rich environment”. Get back to me, OK? I am a constituent.

Kevin Smith

1401 SE 15^th Street #110

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33316

February 8, 2017

Fabiola Santiago

The Miami Herald

RE: Your philippic about being a billionaire Republican thereby guaranteeing a one way ticket to perdition as reported in today’s Herald

Ms. Santiago,

I am curious, perhaps you can help, if during the Senate confirmation hearings of Senator Jay Forbes Kerry, noted nautical billionaire, and Penny Pritzker, noted modern American Liberal Democratic political donor and fund raiser – What’s the sense of having rich friends if you are not willing to put the arm on them? – did the Wascally Wepublicans mention either their wealth or how they got it?

Let the record show that he got it and at least 7 houses with none of them being a double-wide by getting a leg over on 2 ladies and she got hers the other old fashioned way as President of the Chicago Chapter of the Lucky Sperm Club. What a country! That’s why, as the legendary Big Mike from Bayonne still says, “you never see anybody swimming to Cuba”.

Look it up.

Can we stipulate that any criticism of anyone criticizing anyone supporting non-public education must send their children to public schools? We can? Great!

Why didn’t the Obamas sent their children to any of the really fine public schools in D.C.? Ditto the Clintons and the Gores. I am sure you remember that Bush 43 sent his daughters to Westlake Public High School in Austin, Texas. You do, don’t you?

You say that Ms DeVos “contributed hundreds of thousands of dollars to Republican Senators who voted to confirm her”. Of course you know that the 2 Republican Senators who voted against her received hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions form teachers’ unions. I guess you forgot to mention it.

Why is the latter “bad” while the former is not worth mentioning.

You condemn Vice President Mike Pence. His crime? He is an “entrenched Catholic ideologue”. So was Mother Teresa. Do you have a problem with her?mation 

“The Betsy DeVos confirmation is evidence that the

Republicans feel right at home with their new party

Leader and his agenda.”

Miami Herald

Today

You

You may have stumbled on to something there. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day,

In February 2009, President Obama, and by God’s Holy Trousers I can’t miss him if he won’t go away, had a large group of Republican Congressmen over to the White House. He hectored them thus:

“There was an election. I won. You lost. Get over it.”

He then proceeded to pass ObamaCare without a single Republican vote. Bruja Pelosi said “We have to pass it to see what’s in it”, remember?

I learned about tu quoque when I was in Catholic school. Yu may want to become familiar with it.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – In the proud tradition of modern American Liberalism, a tradition that never saw a tautology that 

February 5, 2017

Big Stein

Gone, not quite like Holden Caulfield, but back to find that I am still in a “target rich environment”. First, a brief digression.

I watched in wonder as Kristallnacht was reprised, first at Cal-Berkeley, and where was Mario Savio when you really need him, and then at NYU where a co-ed was pepper sprayed because she wore a red ball cap. Paraphrasing Orwell, “all speech is free but some speech is more free than others”. Ask Little Stein if has yet discovered the old Greek who said “free men speak with free tongues”. It was valid 25 centuries ago. Alas, the old order changeth.

One more thing, no bigger than a man’s fist on the horizon, but Emperor Trump, as you call him, is just a bit qauche. Il Magnifico is the preferred salutation.

I loooove it when modern American Liberals throw statistics around. If it weren’t for mumbly-peg numbers and tautologies – Hoc post ergo propter hoc? Again, ask Little Stein – you would all be flat line on your EEG.

Do you remember the USA/USSR summer games in the ‘70s? The USA ran the board one year. Izvestia reported that the gallant sons and daughters of the rodinya finished second in a recent international competition and the running dogs of decadent Capitalism finished next to last. Lies, damn lies, statistics. All things to all people, right? It’s easier when your favorite color is plaid.

Here is a statistic that goes down the eclectically indignant memory hole that mALs always have handy. Of the ca. 1,000,000 abortions performed last year some 350,000 to 400,000 of them were on Black women. As  many as 1,100 Black babies a day took their last swim down the drain in the local Planned Parenthood abattoir. If Black Lives Matter where in the name of Dorothy Day and Nat Hentoff was Al Sharpton?

You say as if you just discovered what your thumbs are for that he odds of being attacked by a refugee are 1 in 3,600,000,000. What are the odds of being attacked by a Finnish Lutheran? How about a stone mason from Uruguay? A protestor at Cal-Berkeley or NYU is almost a chalk bet.

Speaking of “bogus voter fraud” – Remember, please, that I was born and raised in Bayonne, NJ and my wife had many relatives in Chicago – why is it one of the building block faiths of modern American Liberalism that requiring a photo id to vote is genetically racist in the double helix tradition of President Andrew Jackson, President Woodrow Wilson, Senator Russell, Senator Bilbo, Senator Eastland, Senator Stennis, Senator Ervin, Senator Gore, and former Klan recruiter Senator Byrd? Senator Byrd was often called the Cicero of the Senate. Senator Stennis has a nuclear carrier named after him [CVN74] and Senator Russell has a ginormous office building named after him. Oh, yes, in case you didn’t notice, one of the things they have in common is that they were all Democrats.

Here’s another inconvenient truth. 

3 times in 48 years in the 20th century – 1916, 1949, 1964 – American Presidents promised that they “would not send American boys to fight in foreign wars”. What are the odds of them all being Democrats? Don’t bet against it. They all were.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Has Little Stein, perpetual college student that he appears to be, found out if the fascist feminists are still pissed off at Wordsworth? If they are I’ve got a lot of book burning to do. Any chance you could connect me with some Mohammed cartoons? If we can have cops are pigs paintings on the walls of the House of Representatives why not some of a goat humping paedophile? Also, my spring break hejira will be to scour the 7 or 8 states that the Big O “discovered” to see if I can find any of those missing red lines. Wanna come?

February 1, 2017

If President Trump, il Magnifico if you prefer, were to ride Pegasus into this Sunday’s Super Bowl half-time show and announced that he had cured cancer and solved all teenage self-esteem issues busloads, said buses being rented by George Soros, everyone’s favorite zonder commando,  of slovenly pants shitting wowsers and bounders would arrive before the Lombardi Trophy had been presented to say he didn’t like horses.

For 8 years modern American Liberal Democrats, as if there were any other kind, treated Bush 43 as if he were a friggin’ piñata. The reason they were able to do it was because of his innate civility. He chose not to respond, not to fight back.

President Trump taught Rahm Emanuel, now Mayor of Chicago, a city that thanks to Aleppo is #2 in walk down the street and shoot a 10 year old in the head, the truth of the adage “Never bring a knife to a gun fight”.

Nolo me tangere cum impecunis is alive and well.

Margaret Thatcher, and God Bless her name, said “This Lady is not for burning”. Listen up, Liberal pukes! There’s a new sheriff in town.

Now that they both are gone and we can get on with the delightful task of forgetting them can I say without fear of being called a racist like Woodrow Wilson and Robert Byrd or a sexist like Handsome Billy from Hot Springs, the King of the One-eyed Trouser Snakes that Michelle and Hillary had arses that would make Aunt Jemima and Oliver Hardy envious? I can? Great! An axe handle and a half wide for one of them and a double wide wheel barrel should the other have to haul ass.

Buckle your seat belts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Travel Advisory to Nancy Pelosi, Ls Bruja Grande de San Francisco: Don’t go to Salem, Massachusetts. They’ll hang you so fast it will make your last face lift feel like sweater meat time at the malt shop. Your belly button will wind up at your 2^nd cervical vertebra after your atomic wedgie.

Emmiss truth to Chuckie S from Brooklyn: Lemons? Si. Lemonade? Si. Lemon zest? Si. Lemon meringue pie? Si, como no. Sucking a lemon dry and eating the skin just before a press conference? No, you shmuck.

January 14, 2017l

Senator Kamala Harris

Washington, DC

RE:  No sense being a bit of a boob

Senator Harris,

Before I get to the main reason I am writing to you perhaps you can clear up a Democratic Congressional kerfluffle. It manifests itself by seeing how far up your ass – in your case I quickly add “shapely ass” – you can jam your head before you hit your back teeth.

When and how did the Russians become bad guys?

 Didn’t noted Democrat Alger Hiss devote his entire life, indeed to the point of sacrificing his freedom a la Gandhi and Mandela, to promoting  better Russkie/American relations? Didn’t Walter Duranty, noted Democrat ink stained wretch, implore us to give Joe Stalin the benefit of the doubt with regards to his controversial diet plan for Ukranian Jews? Didn’t noted Democratic community activists, Julie and Ethel Rosenberg, actually sacrifice their lives to better comity between the US and Russia? Didn’t Democratic dudgeon go off the scales when Rambo Reagan referred to peace loving Mother Russia as the “evil empire”?

When and how did it all go wrong?

Get back to me on this.

But I digress.

What a breath of fresh air you are! You were sworn into the United States Senate for less than an hour before you qualified as a contender for one or all of my highly prized laurels.

HORSE’S ASS OF THE WEEK

POMPOUS FART OF THE MONTH

SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR

You go, girl! They are yours for the taking.

I am speaking of your interrogation of Congressman Mike Pompeo who was nominated to run the CIA by soon to be President Donald Trump. I watched, awe struck, and listened, dumb struck, as you asked him with no sense of satire, wit, or absurdity if climate change caused people to become terrorists. God’s Holy Trousers but you said that on national television. 

To be specific, 8 years after we were told that the seas would become calm and the earth would cool that a false spring, an early winter, and a pissed off El Nino turned peace loving WOGs into radical Islamic terrorists.

Did you eat a lot of lead paint when you were a kid?

Are you saying that a lingering Indian Summer can make people fly airplanes into buildings, can make people behead or crucify people who go to a different church or who say, aloud, that maybe Allah ain’t so friggin” Akbar?  

Even for a modern American Liberal from California that’s dumb. 

The great Dr. Johnson said “such stupidity is not to be found in nature”.

He never met you.

KEVIN SMITH

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

anuary 1, 2017

Boss Fiedler,

Many thanks for sending me the article in America by James Martin, S.J. Since I am not yet fully returned to the arena of sharpened quills bespeaking a sharper tongue a minor indulgence is granted to you for this corporal work of mercy. Do I hear a “Deus vult” calling for a return to the Church Militant?   

First, let me ask as a quasi-practicing R.C. – alas, “R” is shorthand for retired – what in the name of the Hell fires of Gehenna happened in the last 8 years? Curley Biden, Barbara Mikulski, Jay Forbes Kerry, Carolyn Maloney, myriad Kennedys – dead or alive, Andrew Cuomo, Chris Matthews, General Dempsey, John Brennan, Jerry Brown, Nancy Pelosi, Janet Napolitano, Brian Williams – God’s Holy Trousers! They are all Catholics, aren’t they? Weren’t they in charge?  How did things get so bad? Latent Albijensianism? Manicheanism? Franciscans and Dominicans squabbling again? Sacerdotal paedophilia? Vatican 2?

I am afraid to look. Please tell me that the “earth has cooled” and that the “sea is calm”. We were promised that, weren’t we?

In 1992 Hillary Clinton volunteered to sit on Ray Rector’s lap while her husband, Governor Handsome Billy from Hot Springs, King of the One-Eyed Trouser Snakes, wired his sad-sacked, sorry Black ass to 50 12 volt batteries to show that modern American Liberal Governors could be tough on crime. R3 is worth a Google glance. His execution is on par with Billy Budd or Breaker Morant. 

I’ll say this for him. He refused Hillary’s request to whack Sister Souljah. Good on him.

Speaking of Black folk, was Willie Horton guilty of anything other than being a victim of life’s circumstances? Why was he in the pokey? Not having proof of insurance? Not picking up Bowser’s poopY? Thinking ill of Teddy? In 1996 Hillary Clinton spoke of inner city feral youth – that’s dog whistle shorthand for Blacks – as “predators”. Was 1996 the year she condemned sodomy, pederasty, and old fashioned buggery while ducking incoming artillery in Serbia? That was the year she discovered the “vast Right-Wing conspiracy”, right  

Let’s jump ahead.

Donald Trump may be the worst President ever.

Hillary Clinton would have been the worst person – ever and ever, amen – to have been elected President.

Besides, he will get to pick the Judges.

She won’t.

Life is good. 

Since hubris at least equal to Icarus seems not to have impeded Father Martin let me toss a few good marks from my post-mortem RC CV: Lay missionary in Mexico. Peace Corps Volunteer. Big time job creator. Lower case philantrophist. [Project Children, Covenant House, lots and lots of starving Africans, the Wall Street Fund, rescue squads and animal shelters, many political action groups, scholarships in my father’s name at my alma mater.]

If I don’t say it who will? Besides, “modesty is an overrated virtue”.

Speaking of “settled science”…whatever happened to Ptolemy? How about Fred Hoyle? Paul Ehrlich? Alpha Gump? 

Can you tell me why, 163 years after it was first posited, during which time we bitch slapped gravity, went to the moon and came back, perfected the TV remote after inventing TV, Zippo lighters, the Salk vaccine, light beer, scratch that last one, leisure suits, Faulkner’s Nobel Speech, the Bermuda Triangle, the survival and coming triumph of “fly-over country”, Tom Wolfe, the infield fly rule, mutually agreed upon horizontal tangos, Texas barbecue, hugging granddaughters, pre-boarding, and single malt whiskys, evolution is still called a theory. I quickly add that my wife would then say, “That’s why people never ask us back.” 

2 weeks ago I summoned my favorite Eye-Tie climatologist, Professor Vivaldi, to celebrate climate change. I speak to him every 3 months. When I speak to the more zealous Fascist tree huggers I begin with a 

If part of my Purgatory is to include a weekend canoeing with Father Martin I shall request a large can of industrial air freshener because he is afflicted with “terminal non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome”. From my end of the canoe he turns my blue eyes brown.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

December 27, 2016

8 years after being promised hope and change, 8 years after highlighting of a the missing 7 or was it 8 states, 8 years after trying to find the Holy Grail of missing reference tomes – the elusive Austrian-English dictionary, 8 years after trying to find a seas and cooling the planet”, 8 years after setting uncrossable red lines only to have them crossed with no – repeat – no consequences, 8 years after trying to repeal all the laws governing gravity, 8 years of following in the footsteps of 3 other community activists; viz. Lenin, Hitler, and Lennon, President B. Hussein Obama has done something positive.

He has shattered forever the shibboleth that Jews are smart.

Forget about not being smart. How about being Homerically can’t find your ass using both your hands while standing in a phone booth stupid? For a century American Jews have turned their eyes away from the inconvenient truth that modern American Liberals, AKA Democrats, are bigoted racists. Beyond that they are unprincipled, hypocritical bigoted racists.

If we are to believe Justice Thurgood Marshall T. Woodrow Wilson was the worst public servant in the 20^th century. What venom he didn’t spray at Blacks he saved for Jews. He premiered “Birth of a Nation” in the White House. He was the first of 3 Presidents in 48 years – all Democrats – to promise not to send American boys to fight in foreign wars. How did that work out?

When the Saint Louis couldn’t land in America with its cargo of 900 Jews the next stop was the train station at Hamburg where the night coach to Auschwitz was held for them. Look it up.

Vice President Garner and Vice President Barkley were not friends of B’nai B’rith. For that matter, Senator Sparkman – Adlai’s running mate – never sat shiva. Ditto for Senator Gore, Senator Ervin, Senator Stennis, Senator Talmadge, Senator Eastland, Senator Smathers, Senator Fullbright, Senator Russell, Senator Bilbo….loyal Democrats all. 

There is a statue of an American Congressman in Israel. He is known as a “righteous gentile” because when President Truman could find no Democrats willing to help him recognize Israel in 1947 he turned to a Republican, Robert Kean of New Jersey. There are no Democrats 

They passed the Davis-Bacon Act, the most anti-Black law passed on the Federal level in the 20^th century, and filibustered all the anti-lynching laws. 

I can’t mention Congressman Keith Ellison, a candidate to run the Democratic Party, without giving him a gold medal for hypocrisy. If he ran under hi any his real name, Ibn “Death to the Infidels” Khomeini, he might lose some votes in Fly-Over country.

Thus, when Secretary Jay Forbes Kerry, acting on the direct orders of his boss, ordered Samantha Power, US Ambassador to the UN, to vote “present”, a vote akin to a knife in the back of Israel, it was no big deal. Acorns never fall far from the tree.

You don’t have to like lox, and if you don’t like lox your life is lessened, to know that Israel, along with Athens and Rome, formed the 3 legged stool that became Western Civilization. It is a self-evident fact, empirically observable, that the Judeo-Christian tradition does not admit to any Islamic influences. Period.

 The thought that James Madison was influenced by Mohammed or any other Sheikh of Araby is absurdly offensive and asinine. Any culture that countenances slavery, that allows female genital mutilation, that turns a blind eye to Dancing Boys, that beheads and crucifies Christians, that defenestrates homosexuals, is denied a seat at the table of civilized people.

The next edition of the OED will feature American Jews holding hands singing Kumbaya while pledging allegiance to the Democratic Party under the heading “really, really dumb asses”.

Maybe Barack is smarter than he acts.

He figured that the modern American Liberal Jews wouldn’t notice when he slipped the Israelis industrial strength hemlock. Just like when Woody Allen said his temple was so Reformed that the Cantor was a Nazi.

Oy!

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

December 28, 2016

Some Mikvahs for men?

Secretary Jay Forbes Kerry today said, “Israel can be either Democratic or Jewish”. This guy has some moxie – that’s balls for Goyim readers. He has one sterling lifetime achievement: He married up…twice. And, by the by, It’s been 13 years since he promised to release his DD214. In fairness he has had a lot on his mind.  Dodging the state sales tax on the $8.000,000 yacht his wife, Mad Cap Gypsy Chick Tereza, the great granddaughter of East African slave traders – Do you think her grandad worked with Obama’s forebears in the people relocation business? Somebody had to gather the crops and transport them to the coast – had built for him in New Zealand took a lot of time. Posing for the Spandex ads took time too. 

No sense being half-assed ad hominem.

The Democratic Party is like Lucy holding the football. The American Jews who defy Logic and offend History, who proceed lemming like to the polls to proclaim their blind fealty to them every election day, are like Charley Brown on industrial strength steroids. Not only do they voluntarily jump into the “Kill the Jews” electoral Cuisinart they encourage Gentiles to do the same. Schmucks. Worse, sad-sacked, sorry-assed schmucks. Of course she will drop the ball. It’s what modern American Liberals do. Their favorite color, plaid, gives them no other choice.

[Permit me to re-introduce Al Nechemie. CPA to the stars and me. Devoted fan of single malt whiskys. Traveling companion to London and New Mexico. A man for whom the word “elegant” was invented. The only man I know who voted for Henry Wallace and the man who introduced me to the “Bag Test” and to the simple question “But is it good for the Jews”?]

It is not good for the Jews. 

“Just because a wolf shows you his teeth it doesn’t mean he’s smiling.”

Just because Ramadan cards begin with “Death to the Infidels” and just because WOG audience break out in an a capella rendition of “Kill the Jews” between acts of the latest “Dancing Boys” review it doesn’t mean they’re bad people, right?

Anyone who believes they are is a red-neck wanabee Trump-loving bigoted racist. 

Is it too late to say, “Stop pissing on my back and telling me it’s rain”?

When someone announces they are coming to your house to kill you, rape your wife, crucify your son, enslave your daughter, shoot your dog, steal your car, sur scourge your neighbor, piss in your soup, poison your well, all when shouting “Allah Akbar” a prudent man would say “Attention must be paid”.

Or maybe it is time for Obama, Biden, Kerry, Pelosi, Schumer New York Times, Move On.com, Occupy Wall Street, and Black Lives Matter to say Kaddish.

Meantime, MapQuest the nearest Mikvah.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

December 23, 2016

Tom Wolfe was right.

“All Jews have one faggot gene,”

Ivanka Trump Kushner was on a plane with her husband, serious Jew Jared Kushner, and their 3 children when she was confronted and threatened by a modern American Liberal whose political forebears believed - fervently, deeply, and publically for 22 months - that Adolph Hitler was an OK guy. Sure, he had some rough edges but their hero, Joe Stalin, liked him. That was enough for them.

He verbally abused Mrs. Kushner, in front of her children, because her father will soon be the President of the United States. What else would you expect from a card carrying modern American Liberal? 

I can think of 20 guys from Bayonne, not all of whom were goyim, who would have beaten the shit out of him. To tell this guy “Cut it out” would be like telling a rabid dog to stay on the porch. The guy should have had his ass kicked so hard he would have had to take his socks down to take a dump.

We’ll talk about Edmund Burke and James Madison later. 

KEVIN SMITH

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

July 24, 2016

[With thanks to Ben Zimmer for his column in today’s Wall Street Journal]

To the person in charge of gender neutrality on whom we rely for the correct word in today’s uber sensitive society.

What the Hell do we do about “boycott”?

I “led the fight” to make “male mail men” person persons.

The tide may be turning on why “man-hole cover” is not verboten. “Person hole” is a strong contender but I prefer “human hole”. Since the question of Mede versus Persian still exists I’ll let the market decide.

I understand you have added Professor Irwin Corey to your staff. Good move. Maybe he can clear things up, particularly for a confused “deplorable”.

How about castraticott?

KS

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Some good news on the never ending assault on the “glass ceiling”. I watched enough of the Iowa/Rutgers game to give a thin voiced chick a leg up, so to speak. Football fans of a certain age may recall Chris Schenkle as the worst football TV game announcer ever. It’s time to take his bust off the shelf in the media Pantheon. Congratulations to Beth Cowins! She is this generation’s worst announcer. Nobody will win silver. Maybe we should bolt her bust down in anticipation of her being there a long, long time.  Could this be a good sign for Hillary?