Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Judge Janet Sanders

June 15, 2008

Judge Janet Sanders
Superior Court Administration Office
Three Pemberton Square
Boston, MA 02108

Judge Sanders,

A twice convicted toper appears before you on a third charge of DWI. This time he has struck a pedestrian breaking both his legs and smashing him into a month long coma. You treat him as if he had run a yellow light for the first time. You gave him what amounted to a walk.

I hereby name you

HORSE’S ASS OF THE WEEK
MARE DIVISION
JUDGE SECTION


Case closed.

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