Governor Ed Rendell

July 11, 2008

Governor Ed Rendell
225 Main Capitol Building
Harrisburg, PA 17120

RE: What’s a polite word for bullshit?

Easy Ed,

I am listening to you on “Squawk Box”.

Your mentioning of Brazil’s energy independence is proof, yet again, that beer is still not a breakfast food.

I hate to be the first to tell you but Brazil discovered two enormous, beyond enormous, almost Biblical, heretofore unknown oil fields in the Atlantic Ocean. If they can drill in the ocean, why can’t we?

Now you are saying that we need a trillion dollar [that’s $1,000,000,000,000…I think] “infrastructure makeover” as being just the ticket for the economy. Just like the ‘30s, right? Is this the weekend Senator Precious Bambi announces his plan for packing the Supreme Court?

Too bad we’ve already had 9/11. He could have planned for 12/7.

God’s Holy Trousers! Didn’t you father tell you not to jump into the gin before sundown? If he didn’t he should have.

P.S. – Why not send Jesse Jackson to Camp Gitmo? As soon as he uses his slingblade to “denut” a couple of WOGs the rest of them will sing like Pavarotti.