Senator Dick Durbin

July 14, 2008

Senator Dick Durbin
701 N. Court Street
Marion, Illinois 62059

RE: Little Dickie Durbin – Home of the Whopper

Dear Senator Little Dick,

Allow me to offer my congratulations on staying in the Senate after opposing all those sharks, con men, pick pockets, and grifters who make a living in Chicago. The Board of Trade, the Mercantile Exchange, the option pits…My God but the American people are ill served by those “Steal a Hot Stove” ladrones. That’s Spanish. Didn’t Senator Messiah Obama tell us to brush up on Espanol?

You are the man for the plan to save America from the robber baron economic royalists who are doing to America what Jesse Jackson, Sr. wants to do to your “clean, articulate” – to quote Senator Biden – junior colleague.

Pay attention. I’ll write slowly.

#1 – Oil should be priced no higher than $46.50 a barrel. That’s the price I got in New Mexico in early 1981. That seems fair. Any transactions by any oil company above $46.50 will be subject to a tax rate starting at 105%.
#2 – Until we have a “fair” price for gasoline and heating oil no oil company can pay cash dividends to American citizens or institutions.

What could be fairer? Finally it is time to get out form under the lion’s paw.

It will bring stability to a chaotic market. The “little guy” will finally get to shake his fist at those uncaring special interests.

I love it when a plan comes together, don’t you?