Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Presidente Cristina Fernandez Kirchner

July 20, 2008

Presidente Cristina Fernandez Kirchner
La Casa Blanca
Buenos Aires, Argentina

Madame Presidente,

You want to tax export grain as a way to keep the domestic price down?

Madre de Dios! That’s dumb.

Such dumbness cannot go unnoticed.

It makes you the first Argentinean woman to win the highly coveted, much sought after award. You are the

HORSE’S ASS OF THE WEEK

You live in a country that God has blessed. In almost 2 centuries of being what some may consider a nation you have used this bounty to make but one contribution to the Western Canon. The tango. Even that is tainted since you stole it from the Italians.

Here’s a plan. Margaret Thatcher is no longer in office.

Why not invade the Falklands?

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