Governor Tim Kaine

August 24, 2008

Governor Tim Kaine
1111 East Broad Street
Richmond, Virginia 23219

RE: Time for a rhinoplasty?

Governor Kaine,

There is a magic scene in “A Man For All Seasons”.

Thomas More, knowing that the fix is in; knowing that his head is going to be chopped off asks what is around Richard Rich’s neck. It was Rich’s perjured testimony that condemned More.

“It is the seal of his office. Sir Richard Rich is to be made Attorney General for Wales”, replies the prosecutor.

“Why Richard, it profits a man nothing that he gains the whole world for the loss of his soul…but for Wales?”

You spent the better part of a month with your nose so far up Senator B. Hussein Obama’s ass that should he have belched without warning you said eructation would have sucked your septum straight out through his umbilicus.

You were really were a horse’s ass. I daresay “A Horse’s Ass For All Seasons” would not be too heady a title.

And to think that you lost the job to a dude who cheated in law school and has his hair trimmed by a Weed Whacker.

What a putz!