Congressman Robert Wexler

July 31, 2008

Congressman Robert Wexler
5790 Margate Boulevard
Margate, Florida 33063

RE: What’s that smell?

Congressman Wexler,

It was obvious that you were always a smarmy bastard.

What is obvious now is that your hypocrisy goes beyond that normally expected of a modern American Liberal member of Congress. Just think of the thought processes that compel SanFranNan Pelosi, your fearless leader, to walk in front of a TV camera and say, “Every day I want to save the world.” Even Mother Teresa never said that.

May I ask – before the Justice Department of the United States and, perhaps the prosecutors in Florida and Maryland ask you under oath – which address you use when you file your Federal income tax return?

May I ask – with the same monitums attached should you find yourself before a grand jury – which state has issued your driver’s license?

If you used your Maryland address you broke both Federal and Florida law by not living in the district that you represent. It probably is too late but you should remember that this is not England. We wink at the gerrymandering that gives Alcee Hastings a seat. In fact, his serpentined district would have sent OJ Simpson to Congress. “Gerrymandering, si!” “Rotten Boros, no!”

I used to say that you were a person about whom not enough bad things could be said. Every time you appear on TV you prove my point.

The news reports say that your children attend private school in Maryland. I guess that means that you won’t be sponsoring my bill mandating that the children of elected officials attend public schools.

Now you say that you will rent an apartment in your district so that your continuing violation of the law will not be a “distraction”.

May I suggest that you look into Belle Glades as a good place to raise your family? A diverse community in love with organic agriculture, it is part of Florida’s glorious past. You’ll love it there.
Another alternative is the Bahamas.

There’s that smell again.

Phew!

It’s you.

Just writing your name raises a stench in my nostrils.

The only positive thing to come from this is that your actions make the smarmy bastards in Broward County seem almost mediocre.