Palm Beach Commissioner Addie Greene

August 17, 2008

Palm Beach Commissioner Addie Greene
301 North Olive Avenue
West Palm Beach, Florida 33401

RE: “A Policeman’s Lot is not a Happy One”

Commissioner Greene,

You said

“Policemen are killers”.

You’re right. Some policemen are killers. Also

#1 – Some Irishmen are drunks.
#2 – Some Italians are gangsters.
#3 – Some Jews are money hungry.
#4 – Some Blacks are shiftless.
#5 – Some Muslims are terrorists.
#6 – Some Frenchmen are cowards.

“A Policeman’s Lot is not a Happy One” was written by a DWEM. DWEM means Dead White European Male.

Another gift from the DWEMs, a gift with which you have no familiarity, is Logic. If I were to take away the word “some” I would be constructing a universal from a particular. That is a no-no in Logic.

Some Irishmen are drunks but I cannot say that all Irishmen are drunks. Some Blacks are shiftless but I cannot say that all Blacks are shiftless. Some Muslims are terrorists but I cannot say that all Muslims are terrorists. [If I were to use a Mrs. Clinton type answer about whether or not Senator B. Hussein Obama is a Muslim – “He’s not…as far as I know.” – I still couldn’t make all Blacks into being “shiftless”.]

Have you ever heard of the Trivium?

Am I writing too fast for you? Logic, universal, particular, Trivium can be confusing to a novice. Send a SASE. Don’t be too proud to ask for help. You’re never too old to learn.

You said “Policemen are killers”.

By opening your mouth and spewing forth the rhetorical incontinence so common of modern American Liberal politicians you remove all doubt as to whether you are a horse’s ass. In fact, your prattle stamps you a horse’s ass of Homeric proportions. [You probably guessed it. Homer was another DWEM.]

It is difficult to stand out in Palm Beach County what with Wexler the Weasel leading the way. That you have managed to steal some of his thunder is a testament to your pandering skills and to the boobs who elected you. The standard of the 2000 election, the one where supposedly smart people voted for themselves, the Union label, everybody, nobody, their hat size, or their cholesterol level has certainly been surpassed. Next year will show a dramatic increase in the IQ of the average Palm Beach voter. That’s when manatee suffrage kicks in

I am sure you are familiar with the Dallas County Commissioner who, in a moment of high dudgeon, accused a White colleague of racism because he used the term “black hole”. In your rage to utter blood libels about your policemen you may have not noticed that there is a Palm Beach County Commissioner name Koons. How you can be in the same room with him is beyond me.

I wish you continued good health. Talk about the blind leading the blind. Your boobs, jackasses, and ohmadans need you.

The last time I wrote you I had a call from the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office about what I wrote. I have CCed them. Since the Constitution [another masterpiece by DWEMs] is observed more in the breach I close with a pop quiz about it.

Exactly what does “Congress shall make no law…” mean to you?

Here’s another that will probably cause your knickers to knot. Perhaps not a knot of Gordian proportions but certainly of wedgie saize.

“Free men speak with free tongues”