Leonard Pitts The Miami Herald

October 24, 2010

Leonard Pitts
The Miami Herald
One Herald Plaza
Miami, FL 33132-1693

RE: “Dolts” – Deliver us from the evil of Dolts Running for Office. Alas, your column in today’s Miami Herald does not tell us what do with the dolts who are in office.

Mr. Pitts,
“Some of us are reminded how candidate Bush
kept calling Greeks ‘Grecians’”
The Miami Herald
Page 2L
Today
You

Is “Grecian” one of the 7 or 8 states that no one save the Lord Barack knows anything about? Does FEDEX do overnight to any of them? If I address them in Austrian would that help with the delivery? Did any of them appear after the oceans began to recede two years ago? Which is bigger? North Grecian? South Grecian? New Grecian? Don’t you think it’s time to change the flag? How many electoral votes do they have? Are they Blue states or Red?

I call VP Joey Biden “Curley” after the smartest Stooge. Here’s a bet.

What color is an orange?”
How do you spell TV?
Toes to the front, right?
What is the minimum number of hands needed to find your ass?

The over and under for this dopey bastard is one. Any takers? The tie breaker is how many ways, right and wrong, can potato be spelled

Help me out on this one. Radio, airplanes, television, nylon stockings, nuclear energy, hula hoops, instant replay, a trip to the moon – all in less than 70 years. Why, after 150 years, is Evolution still called a Theory?




Kevin Smith