Secretary Janet Napolitano Department of Homeland Security

June 2, 2012
Secretary Janet Napolitano
Department of Homeland Security
Washington, DC 20528

RE: Thanks!

Madame Secretary,

Thanks for telling me to come in from the rain. It makes all the difference in the world, particularly if you want to stay dry.

I suggest that one simple way to reduce both the deficit and the anxiety level of the average American would be to change the length of the hurricane season. Instead of June 1 to November 30 how about July 4th to Halloween?

Again, I almost can’t tell you how grateful I am for the inside info on staying dry when it rains.

Who says government doesn’t work?






Kevin Smith