Senator Bernie Sanders
1 Church Street
Burlington, VT 05401

RE: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Senator Sanders,

You must promise me, no fingers crossed, that you will never ever, under any circumstances, none whatsoever, change.

You are the paradigmatic template for modern American Liberals. It is rare to see a card carrying, fire breathing ohmadahn such as you saying such God awful stupid things. Since you seem not to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol it would seem that you believe, deep down, that Midnight Basketball and eternal wage and price controls will work if enough right minded people want it to work and are willing to make the sacrifices to see that it does.

Unlike Jay Forbes Kerry, a man whose great talent was marrying up – twice – or Albert Arnold Gore, Jr, AKA Alpha Gump, a man whose father was a bigoted Senator who opposed every piece of civil rights legislation in the 60s in addition to being a bag man for Armand Hammer, someone who worked for Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, and the other thugs, you are the real thing

I have seen you on TV enough to know that you believe truly, deeply, sincerely, unapologetically, that you can – A – reach And go past the horizon and – B – and once you regain control of Congress you will repeal once and for all the laws and rules governing gravity.

I saw you this AM on C-SPAN with E. J. Dionne asking tough questions like is this the year the Summer of Revival gets here early, late, or ever.

All that was missing was “I Dreamt I Saw Joe Hill”, “Workers of the World Unite” and a watered down version of the Internationale

I search in Vain for my once favorite tee shirt, the one that says
SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT TO ME.

Please, please run for President.

If you can’t please try to get Senator Squaw Warrren [D-MA] to run.

Speaking of issues…Secretary Clinton, once a member of the Board of Directors of Walmart, gets so much money from Wall Street that she has to go to FedEx to weigh it.
Should she get the nomination will you support her?

On a more personal note should I hold on to my Solyndra bonds? Also, Secretary Kerry tried to skip out on paying Massachusetts $500,000 in sales tax on the boat that he had built in New Zealand because labor was so much cheaper there. Is t hat what you mean when you rale against tax cheats? How about an executive order on your first day in the White House mandating that boats built for Congressmen and cabinet members must be built in the United States?







Kevin Smith