uly 13, 2013
Rachel Patron
The Sun Sentinel

RE: WOGs – Some comments on your unlinkable Sun Sentinel column today on how the Islamic terrorist hordes came to be, you know what I’m saying, terrorist hordes who outlawed whistling and balloons and, if they can’t find a prepubescent girl to sharpen, so to speak, their cliteroidectomy skills, thinks its o so Akbar to cut off the head of a Catholic priest. Plus, did I mention that they like to kill Westerners?

Ms. Patron,

First, some housekeeping tasks.

#1 – You said a while back that your husband flew with the Army Air Force in Europe during World War 2. [Let the record show that that was the last war that modern American Liberals really liked. Only a cad would mention that from August 22, 1939 to June 21, 1941 they thought that Hitler was an OK guy.] You said that he flew B-22s. No such plane ever flew in World War 2. You may want to do some homework.

#2 - “I’ll concentrate on events in Egypt in my next article. If by then the
situation is solved, I’ll write about kittens. Better yet,
I’ll eat an entire litter.”
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The only thing you must remember about lions and lambs cuddling at night is a new lamb is needed every night. I mean like each and every night.

As to pussy munching, unless you are planning a new chapter in Profiles in Courage, I may be able to save you from a dark and dangerous future. If you will remember 2 dates, one specific and one fuzzy-edged, all will be made clear.

The first date in 732 AD. Please note that I use AD on purpose. Year of the Lord is not a random choice.

Less than a century after Mohammed went to the mountain – because the mountain wouldn’t come to him – his peace loving followers were half way across Europe. It was time for looting, raping, and pillaging Fertile Crescent style. God Bless the French! It was the last time they won a war. Charles Martel, AKA Charles the Hammer, gave the great unwashed goat humping pedophiles a serious ass kicking and sent them back to the other side of the Pyrenees. It took the Spaniards more than 5 centuries to get them all across the Mediterranean. Dios bendiga El Cid! Dios bendiga Ferdinand and Isabella! Vaya con dios los WOGs!

About 10 centuries ago, in a time when European temperatures spiked upwards, a huge factor in the coming of the Renaissance – I presume you have no problems with Dante – Muslims of all sects and divisions turned inward, They began to eat their seed corn. They began to think that seeing through a key hole with both eyes wasn’t such a bad thing. When the roll of the Nobel Prize winners of the last century is called you won’t find 10 distinctly Muslim names. Look it up.

Cause and effect? Quien sabe? I report; you decide.

Why should October 7, 1571 be celebrated? One compelling reason is that it is my birthday. Also, 1000 ships filled with bad guys were sunk by a much smaller fleet manned by good guys. The bad guys, Muslims, were going to occupy Venice and then sack Rome. The churlish louts said that they would “stable their horses” in Saint Peter’s Basilica. Lepanto. Look it up.

It is said that if they occupied Vienna they would have wiped their heathen asses with sheet music by Bach. Now there’s a plan to advance civilization, don’t you think? Is it possible to imagine a world without Bach?

The intramural dustups between Sunni and Shias counts for naught.

Let them kill each other. Fairly soon, unless head up their sorry asses modern American Liberals screw up the ongoing non-stop wet dream of American energy independence – it’s coming, it really is – we won’t need their oil.

I understand that the lambs are getting a bit nervous when Momma tells a plump one to pack an overnight bag

I have one great Crusade left in me.

MECCA DELENDA EST!

As to Egypt, what have they done since the pyramids? Not that I have a problem with it if you don’t but I think I just saved you a lot of pussy munching.





KEVIN SMITH
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET