March 12, 2017

Mayor Barbara Sharief

Broward County Commission

RE: Check the attendance sheets – Some comments on your mini Op-Ed on Women’s History Month in today’s Sun Sentinel.

Mayor Sharief,

You say today in the Sun Sentinel that “many women took a day off to promote bearded clam equality”. Further, you say, :women continue to be paid less than men”.

2 questions:

#1 – Are you paid 79% of what male commissioners are paid? If you are that must really rankle your arse.  

#2 – Did any female employees take the day to join their sisters on the barricades? Did you? Will those who did be paid for their absence?

A few more…

#3 – How is the manatee suffrage referendum coming?

#4 – Is it true that Broward County will subsidize a unicorn ranch?

#5 – Will there be a “sanctuary city” for displaced glutens?

#6 – How is the anti-gravity device, a vital part of the time machine, the one that single moms, usually women of color with special needs children, are working on, coming? Is it on schedule? Are they using environmentally sensitive methods? I don’t want to drown any more polar bears than is necessary.

I love modern American Liberals…jjust like you. You can go days without thinking…just like you.

Kevin Smith