Thursday, March 23, 2017




March 18, 2017

Dan Sweeney
The Sun Sentinel
500 E. Broward Blvd.
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33394

RE: Headline of the Year even though it’s only March? I smell Pulitzer

Mr. Sweeney,

“Budget Cuts Aimed at Jewish Seniors”
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“Headless Body in Topless Bar”
“John Garfield Still Dead”
“Liz Wants Dick”

And, of course, there is always the legendary

“World Ending – Women and Minorities to Suffer Disproportionately”

I didn’t have to read past the headline. It would be like improving a Cole Porter lyric or a Tom Brady comeback/ How about substituting “Aging Christ killers”: next time? Despite his serious Jew son-in-law and his grandson’s briss you can always blame Trump.






Kevin Smith

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